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Smash The Windows

jig

Key signature: Dmajor

Submitted on May 25th 2001 by Jeremy.

This tune has been added to 260 tunebooks.

Also known as Roaring Jelly, Smash The Window.

Recordings of a tune by this name:

A Few Tunes by John Skelton
A North Country Barn Dance by The Morpeth Ranters
All Ages by Green Tea
Along Blackwater's Banks by Sliabh Notes
Around The World For Sport by The Doon Céilí Band
Classics Of Irish Piping Volume 2 by William Andrews And Liam Walsh
Dance Music Of Ireland: Volume 7 by Matt Cunningham
Eleven by Troy MacGillivray
Emerald Castles by Richard Searles
Flute For The Feis by John Doonan
Golden Vanity by Modesty Forbids
Harvest Home by Filska
Irish Piano Magic by J.J. Sheridan
Irish Women Musicians Of America by Cherish The Ladies
Jefferson And Liberty by The Itinerant Band
Jody's Heaven by Jody's Heaven
Lifting Out The Stove by Vince Collins
Mick Mulcahy And Friends by Mick Mulcahy
Natural Progression by Sam Proctor
Passing Time by Mary And Jim Coogan
Proper Job: Melodeon Playing From Dartmoor by Bob Cann
Raining UP by Mairead Nesbitt
Southwind by Glenn Morgan
Step Into The Beat: Modern Irish Dance Music by Ellery Klein And Ryan Lacey
Step This Way by David Lindquist
Strict Tempo: Scottish Country Dance Music From The 1950's, Volume 1 by Adam Rennie And His Scottish Country Dance Quartet
Sugrú by Eilish O'Connor
The Best Of Irish Piping by Seamus Ennis
The Corner House by The Irish Tradition
The Final Fling Part One by NE66
The Piper Calls The Tune by Joe Finn
The Return From Fingal by Seamus Ennis
Three's Company by Martin Meehan
Traditional Fiddle Music Of Cape Breton Volume 1: Mabou Coal Mines by Various Artists

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This one is pretty straightforward right up until the very end, where it gets a bit tricky with that ascending phrase up to B.

Smash The Windows is a single jig, which means it has more of the feel of a slide, although it isn't in 12/8.

Now, I've shown the second part here with some C naturals. That's the way I like to play the tune and I like the way it takes on a more modal feel. But I think the tune is normally played with regular C sharps.

# Posted on June 2nd 2001 by Jeremy

Smash the (Microsoft) Windows

To make your Windows computer play "Smash the Windows" when it crashes, see this thread: http://www.thesession.org/discussions/display.php/648
Thanks to ZinaLee!

By the way, this is a fun tune, regardless of the name. I learned it with C sharps -- it's a very perky, happy little major-key jig that way. I'll have to try it with C naturals. Also, I learned it with the B part essentially the same both times through -- corresponding to the second time through as shown here.

Sarah

# Posted on June 21st 2002 by x

Tunes to play with "Smash the Windows"

Well the title says it all, What are your favourite tunes to play with "Smash the Windows" (I like the tune, but it sounds a bit bald on it's own!

# Posted on January 31st 2003 by Dafydd Monks

Re: Tunes to play with

Off the top of my head (album is at home), I have a recording with this set:

Smash the Windows
Coleraine
Haste to the Wedding

Album is for hammer dulcimer (Bill Spence). This was the recording that made me immediately want to learn Smash the Windows. Coleraine is a minor key tune which works well in between the other two.

# Posted on January 31st 2003 by Zhenya

Re: Tunes to play with

How about Bash the Linux and Destroy the Macintosh?
My, I'm a funny guy. Ahahaha!

# Posted on January 31st 2003 by no longer exists

Re: Tunes to play with

Not forgetting Linux and various Mainframe operateing systems I hope, Ha Ha. Right now I would agree with smash the windows becas I have spent 2 Hours Repairing damage done by a worm virus :-)

# Posted on January 31st 2003 by Dafydd Monks

Re: Tunes to play with

This isn't ITM related, but it seemed vaguely on-subject for the odd direction this post has taken, and anyway, it's hilarious: Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows on my PC, I told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows CD. Too my astonishment and distress he threw it into my micro-wave oven and turned it on. I was upset because the CD had become precious to me, but he said: 'Do not worry, it is unharmed.' After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a close look at it.' To my surprise the CD was quite cold and it seemed to have become thicker and heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw an inscription, in lines finer than anything I have ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth:

4F6E65204F5320746F2072756C65207468656D20616C6C2C204F6E65204F5320746F
2066696E64207468656D2C0D0A4F6E65204F5320746F206272696E67207468656D20
616C6C20616E6420696E20746865206461726B6E6573732062696E64207468656D

'I cannot read the fiery letters,' I said.
'No,' he said, 'but I can. The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says:'
One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

# Posted on January 31st 2003 by sparrow

Re: Tunes to play with

Hilarious? It's true isn't it?

# Posted on January 31st 2003 by lazyhound

Smash the Windows

Francis McPeake includes this tune in his 'Pocket Tin Whistle Tutor.'

# Posted on February 9th 2005 by Pete D

Francie published a bigger version of the tutor which was actually entitled "Smash the Windows"

Or as we would have it "Smeish the Windys".

# Posted on February 9th 2005 by Conán McDonnell

Is this not usually played as a hop jig - similar to the "Off She Goes" one used ad-infinitum at dancing feiseanna?

# Posted on February 10th 2005 by Bannerman

I thought hop jigs were more 9/8ish and singles and slides were more 12/8ish?! *groan* Have I totally got that backward?

Off She Goes is quite popular for single jig comp at the feisianna, yes, at least in the States. As is this one.

# Posted on February 10th 2005 by Zina Lee

I posted a nameless slide with a bit similar first part: http://thesession.org/tunes/display.php/4024

# Posted on February 10th 2005 by slainte

Early version

Here is a different version of the tune, I think from c.1808.

# Posted on May 10th 2008 by fynnjamin

Seamus Ennis Tutor

Says this is a Double Jig... But I'm so confused on the whole single jig, double jig, slide, 6/8 or 12/8 what do I know.

# Posted on July 23rd 2008 by tin_whistler

Re: Tunes to play with

I suppose I'm a couple of years late with this comment, but my favorite set with this tune is

Smash the Windows
Saddle the Pony
Off She Goes

I like it when my tune titles tell a story...

# Posted on July 27th 2009 by jabbott