With Jupiter in Pisces and Mars in Debenhams, the prognosis is good for a long and happy weekend for bearded men (and ladies), although the arrival of someone else's shopping in the Tesco delivery van looks likely for those of a sensitive disposition.
Lucky tune: Going to the Well for Water.
Lucky instrument: Harpsichord
btw, the first line of that lonely goat song is dead worrying: 'high on a hill with a lonely goat'. Can only lead to trouble.
Back In the newsroom in Cape Town, we used to have a running gag where we'd hold a pool on the number of goat-shagging incidents to be reported on in the local newswires - there's often a report coming out of the limpopo province where a farmer reports his neighbour to the cops for coming over to have his way with Nanny and Bill.
"Your honour, in my defence I'd just like to say that if the good lord didn't want us to shag goats, he wouldn't have placed their horns so conveniently"
goat arrival
goat arrival
the goatheads are getting nearer . . .
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by lisaniska
Re: goat arrival
Explain yourself, John.
You've been at the "white" again, now haven't you?
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by Key Maniac Lad
Goat arrival
time to make soup
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by dogmageek
Re: goat arrival
I wondered when someone would start picking on us guys with beards....... again?
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by Ptarmigan
Re: goat arrival
They always proliferate in Sept and Oct, should be cleared out by Dec.
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by Owell Mabee
Re: goat arrival
Well I think it's probably a good thing.
With Jupiter in Pisces and Mars in Debenhams, the prognosis is good for a long and happy weekend for bearded men (and ladies), although the arrival of someone else's shopping in the Tesco delivery van looks likely for those of a sensitive disposition.
Lucky tune: Going to the Well for Water.
Lucky instrument: Harpsichord
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by showaddydadito
Re: goat arrival
.....Goatheads I mean, not beardy g1ts.
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by Owell Mabee
Re: goat arrival
Wasn't there a song about a "Lonely Goathead"
Lay hodle ay hodle ay hay hay.
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by showaddydadito
Re: goat arrival
?
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by Ron P
Re: goat arrival
How do you solve a problem like a bodhran? Why would you take a goat and pin it down?
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by Q
Re: goat arrival
btw, the first line of that lonely goat song is dead worrying: 'high on a hill with a lonely goat'. Can only lead to trouble.
Back In the newsroom in Cape Town, we used to have a running gag where we'd hold a pool on the number of goat-shagging incidents to be reported on in the local newswires - there's often a report coming out of the limpopo province where a farmer reports his neighbour to the cops for coming over to have his way with Nanny and Bill.
"Your honour, in my defence I'd just like to say that if the good lord didn't want us to shag goats, he wouldn't have placed their horns so conveniently"
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by Q
Re: goat arrival
Maybe "The cow that ate the piper (Dinny Byrne)" was revenging herself for Dinny's misdeeds of the past........
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by Ian Stevenson
Re: goat arrival
I heard that in Galicia the only shame is if the goat is tied up during the act. Perhaps a Galician could comment.
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by Leftheris
Re: goat arrival
Oh Q. - splorf, ROFLMTO etc.
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by showaddydadito
Re: goat arrival
John,i'm looking forward to joining u on the udder side where i'll be getting my goat
see u soon
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by biggus dave
Re: goat arrival
...just be sure to remember yr tea&biscuits,big fella
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by biggus dave
Re: goat arrival
Are yous referring to the Frank McGann festival in Strokestown Co.Roscommon, this weekend?
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by flanum
Re: goat arrival
according to angela it is, and she's the queen of all goats . . .
# Posted on October 11th 2005 by lisaniska
Re: goat arrival
yes, two brief visits to Camden last month meeting fellow goats before the goatherd took them back to south London again
and one of them swam across the pond over a year ago . . .
# Posted on November 14th 2005 by lisaniska