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Wheres session 934!!!?

while perusing the list of new sessions, my mouse scrolling over the captions, i noticed that in between the session at the Falls bar, Ireland (no.933) and the one at the Shore bar, Scotland (no.935) there is no session numbered 934...!

so is this just a mistake, or is it a government conspiracy to cover up a session that never *existed*....!?

any ideas?

# Posted on February 2nd 2005 by aaron b

Re: Wheres session 934!!!?

You do have a lot of time on your hands, Aaron? :-)
I think the reason will be that it is duplicate submission. Another member will probably have already submitted the details. Jeremy's annoyingly efficient that way. :-)

# Posted on February 2nd 2005 by Johannes J

Re: Wheres session 934!!!?

Let's see. 9 x 3 = 27 and 27 + 4 is 31. Now, there are 32 counties on the island, so which one is missing? Is there a pub equidistant from Ennis and Edinburgh? Perhaps the Masons or the Knight's Templar are responsible?

# Posted on February 2nd 2005 by Jode

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not necassarily a lot of time- just intrested in how many sessions we'd got to when i noticed- us students nowadays dont have the benefit of lazing about like u older generation, john! :-p

or jode, perhaps it was a session put under house arrest following the new anti-terrorism laws?

# Posted on February 2nd 2005 by aaron b

Re: Wheres session 934!!!?

Googling on "Session 934" turns up this interesting link:

http://transcripts.eliasweb.at/sessions2001

Interesting why? Because Session 934 turns out to be.............. AN X-FILE!!!!!!!

# Posted on February 2nd 2005 by grego

ummm. looking further at it, this Elias web site is probably the strangest thing I've ever seen on the internet.

# Posted on February 2nd 2005 by grego

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This is very strange, grego. I liked the one about zombies. Hey! I watched 'Night of the Living Dead' last week! Coincidence??? I DON'T think so!

# Posted on February 2nd 2005 by Batlady

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Very weird. http://www.eliasweb.at/introduction.html

# Posted on February 2nd 2005 by Zina Lee

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I couldn't get past this -

"... he calls himself an energy personality essence, but we affectionately call him a dead guy."

Choked on my tea, mid swallow.

# Posted on February 2nd 2005 by Bob himself

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Yes, I liked that one too, Bob. Eau d'Elias...

# Posted on February 2nd 2005 by Zina Lee

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But poor Mary.All that typing and for what????

# Posted on February 2nd 2005 by cunnla

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Well, I'm rather assuming she's now a, what was it, "energy personality essence" herself, maybe? ;)

# Posted on February 2nd 2005 by Zina Lee

Disappointing...

"(All appointments for private sessions with Elias during this weekend have been filled.)"

Won't be chatting with a dead guy this weekend. Oh, well.

# Posted on February 2nd 2005 by grego

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Aw, there's this weekend up the spout. ;)

# Posted on February 2nd 2005 by Zina Lee

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Well, half way between Falls Bar, Ireland, 933, and Shore Bar, Scotland, 935, is Boat Bar, 934, in the middle of the sea. It's a submarine, and if they see you coming with a bodhran or banjo (or a drunken loud singer) they go under and hide.

# Posted on February 3rd 2005 by CeolCairdeas

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hehe your a funny lad. Interesting observation

# Posted on February 3rd 2005 by banana512

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Isn't session 934 a Hip-hop infusion session?

# Posted on February 3rd 2005 by showaddydadito

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I didn't know what I was going to do today but starting it convulsed with laughter was a good start!

# Posted on February 3rd 2005 by RichardB

Re: Wheres session 934!!!?

The explanation is that 23mice submitted Maddens Bar as a session without realising I had submitted it already as Madden's Bar (note the subtle difference). Jeremy deleted the duplicate. Problem solved. Sorry to be such a crashing bore.

# Posted on February 3rd 2005 by Conán McDonnell

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Ah - that explains 934.

But what about 918?

Eh?

The plit thockens.

# Posted on February 3rd 2005 by showaddydadito

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You're a shining wit, Dave

;¬)

# Posted on February 3rd 2005 by Conán McDonnell

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I resemble that remark most strongly sir!

# Posted on February 3rd 2005 by showaddydadito

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Only last night I was saying to a friend, "Drunk? Me? I refuse that alligator."

# Posted on February 3rd 2005 by Conán McDonnell

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Ah! The truth hurts. My sub just got sank!

# Posted on February 3rd 2005 by CeolCairdeas