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"Personal ads" in the Dublin News or How can you possibly not love the Irish?
"Personal ads" in the Dublin News or How can you possibly not love the Irish?
I have know idea if this is true, but a friend forwarded me these "Personal ads" that were supposedly printed in the Dublin News. Can any Dubliners verify the authenticity of this, or alternatively, if they aren't real could they be?...
Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and starting fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.
Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime fiancee, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.
Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.
Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with a lovely chest.
Devil-worshipper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady, for wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks, and slaughtering cats in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.
Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister.
Re: "Personal ads" in the Dublin News or How can you possibly not love the Irish?
C'mon, Steve, you're not fooling anyone - we all know it was you who put all these ads in, and you just published them on this site to get some feedback and ease your conscience.
Re: "Personal ads" in the Dublin News or How can you possibly not love the Irish?
Steve, your selection from the Dublin News was passed round at a set dancers' binge last night, to great hilarity. A few wanted details about how to reply to one or two of the ads.
Trevor
Re: "Personal ads" in the Dublin News or How can you possibly not love the Irish?
Jim
as a born again Culchie I would say please don't move to Roscommon, it just would not be big enough for both of us and I so enjoy my sessions. Here everyone is welcome, even bodhran players and big egos are out of order.
"Personal ads" in the Dublin News or How can you possibly not love the Irish?
"Personal ads" in the Dublin News or How can you possibly not love the Irish?
I have know idea if this is true, but a friend forwarded me these "Personal ads" that were supposedly printed in the Dublin News. Can any Dubliners verify the authenticity of this, or alternatively, if they aren't real could they be?...
Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and starting fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.
Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime fiancee, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.
Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.
Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with a lovely chest.
Devil-worshipper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady, for wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks, and slaughtering cats in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.
Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister.
# Posted on September 24th 2004 by SteveM
Re: "Personal ads" in the Dublin News or How can you possibly not love the Irish?
It's no wonder Irish fellas don't get much.
# Posted on September 24th 2004 by Phantom Button
Re: "Personal ads" in the Dublin News or How can you possibly not love the Irish?
C'mon, Steve, you're not fooling anyone - we all know it was you who put all these ads in, and you just published them on this site to get some feedback and ease your conscience.
Jim
# Posted on September 24th 2004 by Worldfiddler
Re: "Personal ads" in the Dublin News or How can you possibly not love the Irish?
Where are all the women seeking men adverts then?
# Posted on September 24th 2004 by Justintime
Re: "Personal ads" in the Dublin News or How can you possibly not love the Irish?
sounds like some form of transvestite to me . . .
# Posted on September 24th 2004 by Justintime
Re: "Personal ads" in the Dublin News or How can you possibly not love the Irish?
No, Jim it isn't me. I'll fess up though - I haven't I drop of Irish blood on my side of the familyl...
# Posted on September 25th 2004 by SteveM
Re: "Personal ads" in the Dublin News or How can you possibly not love the Irish?
Steve, your selection from the Dublin News was passed round at a set dancers' binge last night, to great hilarity. A few wanted details about how to reply to one or two of the ads.
Trevor
# Posted on September 27th 2004 by Trevor Jennings
Re: "Personal ads" in the Dublin News or How can you possibly not love the Irish?
Jim
as a born again Culchie I would say please don't move to Roscommon, it just would not be big enough for both of us and I so enjoy my sessions. Here everyone is welcome, even bodhran players and big egos are out of order.
# Posted on September 27th 2004 by MollyB