who is The Funniest?

who is The Funniest?

you have probably done this thread a thousand times.......but I get so many hahas from some of these posts.....

....hey , we could do The Funniest, The Fastest Typer, The Smartest, The Most Sensitive, The Best Player, The Most Remotely Located, The Truly Dedicated, The Kindest, The Most Annoying
just kidding everyone.....I started this thread after reading some hilarious post from Pied Piper.........thx pp *smile*

# Posted on May 24th 2004 by vboyd100

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....... the most Magnificently Bearded?

# Posted on May 24th 2004 by showaddydadito

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woops. i just remembered >discussions must be musical, so, I rephrase:
Who(do you think)is the funniest musician? Who (this is a poll) is the fastest typing musician? Who (in yer opinion) is the smartest musician: a) in this website b) in the world? Who, would you say, Demonstrate a greter degree of Sensitivity(musically I mean)? Where does this question mark go? Inside or outside the bracket?
Who is the Best Player/ (selk-explanatory)? Who is the Most Remotely Located? (my vote goes to the memmber out inAlice springs, where skeletons bleach and dots burn red)........and on through the truly dedicated, the kindest et al.....

# Posted on May 24th 2004 by vboyd100

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whose musical beard have you ever most admired?

# Posted on May 24th 2004 by vboyd100

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gawd I am sorry jeremy,, if you feel it' time to delete me, I dont blame you one bit...

# Posted on May 24th 2004 by vboyd100

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Me. I'm the funniest person here. Even my flute playing. I was at a session the other night playing some tunes and everyone was bent double in laughter. When I started playing the box they got even more hysterical. Those people are really kind - it made me feel good inside.

# Posted on May 24th 2004 by danny flute whistle box

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Welcome to the session M O'Ron! How lovely to have a new member joining us. You'll have great fun here, let me introduce you to some of the regulars.
This is Sara, this is Zina, this is Cath, over there is Trevor, and next to him is Conan and . . . . . .

has anyone seen Danny?
Where's Danny gone?

# Posted on May 24th 2004 by showaddydadito

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I think he's away playing the B. O'Ron

# Posted on May 24th 2004 by Just a person

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Outed already!! That must have taken a good 10 minutes.

# Posted on May 24th 2004 by danny flute whistle box

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Discussions have to be musical? I was just about to start one about my kids.
(0 0)
^
~

# Posted on May 24th 2004 by rocking bow

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Define "funniest"...

You know, I just discovered that "funniest" is one of those words that starts looking like it's spelled wrong the more you stare at it...

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by Zina Lee

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Zina - try that with "nice" - its even worse

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by showaddydadito

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Funny that, isn't it? & Stop staring! It's rude.

Joe

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by Joe Quinn

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Zina, your eyes cross when you stare like that... looks funny.

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by Phantom Button

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with a deep bow to Nicholas Pileggi & Martin Scorsese;
after watching "Goodfellas", I'm very mindful of the company
I'm with when I say, "you're funny."
...
Joe Pesci as Tommy DeVito:
But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown?
I amuse you? I make you laugh?
I'm here to fn' amuse you?

http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sounds/goodfellas/funny.wav

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by mike henry

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mike, that's great.

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by Kerri Brown

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How 'bout who is the funniest looking musician.

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by Why Bother?

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...Perhaps that's why you choose to be *unseen*.

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by CreadurMawnOrganig

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ok good start.. yeah. i looked up M Orons history,, man what a sucker i am..

the next event is fastest typer..

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by vboyd100

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How about the most incoherent post of all time? I'd like to see those all lined up in a row...

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by Kerri Brown

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I'll start the bidding with

"It, like a religion bifurcating to ultimately shckrillions of interpretations, has, in a sense, has made such an impact on me and my sessionisations."

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by Kerri Brown

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Whop typiers onthi mo'st dys^fnctioonal kbrdy? I vootavboyd1000.

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by grego

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Funniest animal name: gerbil

I don't know why. It just is.

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by Zina Lee

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I dunno, Zina, what about wallaby?

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by Kerri Brown

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Not nearly as funny as "gerbil". Go ahead. Say it out loud. Gehrrrrbuhlllll... It's just a funny word.

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by Zina Lee

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As long as you don't start staring at the word again, Zina. Your eyes might get stuck that way you know.

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by Phantom Button

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What, squinty and almond eyed? *grin* 'S too late. Right, I need to go have some dinner and go to bed...early day tomorrow!

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by Zina Lee

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How about funny names for tea... like "Ntingwe"?

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by Phantom Button

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yeah, how the hell do you say that, anyway?

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by Zina Lee

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nnn-ting-weh, emphasise the "ting"

damn nice tea; it's a locally grown Ceylon-type black tea; bit like English Breakfast

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by Q

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Wow... your eyes cross when you say that, Zina.

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by Phantom Button

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LOL -- oh, you two. I'm going to go eat a hardboiled egg or two and go to bed. Night night. *smooch*

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by Zina Lee

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Grown in South Africa?

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by Phantom Button

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What, the eggs? Or the tea? Damn, never mind, i'm delirious and need to go to bed.

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by Zina Lee

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We grow eggs here too...

except we call them aubergines. Egg-plant, yeah? No? Okay then.

But yes, the tea comes from KwaZulu-Natal.

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by Q

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Oh god...and how do you say that? No! Never mind! Don't tell me! Good night!

*snort*

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by Zina Lee

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Zina I think you'll see reason if you try saying "wallaby" with an australian accent.

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by Kerri Brown

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Awe-bah-j'een (soft 'j', Z)

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by Q

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LOL -- but there's no reason at all for me to try for an Oz accent! Really, I'm going to bed now. I'll laugh at whatever you guys post next tomorrow morning, when I am semi-alive again.

Matty, remind me next time I see you to give you a whap on the head after I hug you, okay? *grin*

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by Zina Lee

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um... ok. You might have to remind me to remind you about the whap.

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by Kerri Brown

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Oh, wait. I'm not Matty. I should go to bed too.

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by Kerri Brown

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's okay Kerri - you can have my whap anyway!

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by Q

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He's whapped awound your fingah.......

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by emily_bmore

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urm... hello?

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by Phantom Button

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What, like in the Cwanbewwies song?

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by Q

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whoa now! I have been away (tuesa=day is my session night )and my thread is getting bambooxzled!
let us review...fastest, funnyest, smartest, most snesitive.. ha thas a gud one: 'snesitive"

lissen, there is only so much time in a day and i took a peek at the renFair discussion and must go peruse there (next du=iscussion aheadm posted by gilder) rather than ramble on here.......thx for the fun, and keep it up

seriously,soon I am going to post a Serious discussion about Location and Remoteness (most remote musician, ie the one that walks 70 miles over hot sand to play with another player.......

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by vboyd100

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http://www.thesession.org/discussions/display.php/2454

Sorry vboyd about hijacking!

# Posted on May 25th 2004 by emily_bmore

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Quite wight, young man, quite wight. I felt myself slipping into the Princess Bride scene there... "Mawwiage... Mawwiage is wot bwings us togevah today.... Have you the wing?" All apologies. Status post pint & all that.

# Posted on May 26th 2004 by emily_bmore

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"Mawwidge... is a dweam wiffin a dweam... Now you pounce you, man on wife..." From _Little, Big_. (Apologies to John Crowley.)
Sara
(not even post pint, just insanely bored at work *grin*)

# Posted on May 26th 2004 by sara g

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Inconceivable!

# Posted on May 26th 2004 by Q

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I don't think that word means what you think it means.

# Posted on May 26th 2004 by Zina Lee

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As you wish

# Posted on May 26th 2004 by Q

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No more rhyming now, I mean it! (*significant pause*)

# Posted on May 26th 2004 by Zina Lee

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er, anybody want a peanut?

# Posted on May 26th 2004 by Q

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Rhymes? I haven't seen it.

# Posted on May 26th 2004 by Phantom Button

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LOL -- how does it always end up being the same crew at the same time of night? I'm going to bed! Nighty night. (And, no, I'm not Andromeda, as a matter of fact.)

# Posted on May 26th 2004 by Zina Lee

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Don't worry Zina... no one was hurt when that small plane was forced to land.

# Posted on May 26th 2004 by Phantom Button

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I'm going to have to get the Princess Bride DVD out again. Only watched it once this year, after all.

# Posted on May 26th 2004 by Q

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Funniest animal name? My vote goes for Platypus....or as Jessica Simpson says (on international tv) 'Platymupus'......priceless.
'Fessic are there rocks ahead'?

# Posted on May 26th 2004 by bb

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Les Dawson

# Posted on May 27th 2004 by biggus dave

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Haha.. you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is: Never get involved in a land war in Asia. Only slightly less well know is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

# Posted on May 28th 2004 by emily_bmore

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Er, do you always begin conversations this way?

# Posted on May 28th 2004 by Q

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You're just stalling now.

# Posted on May 28th 2004 by emily_bmore