I know you just read this yourselves, but I loved it ~
Posted on May 12th 2011 by AlBrown
Jesus found a crowd who was about to stone a woman for adultery. He stood in front of the woman, and lectured the crowd, ending with the statement, "Let the one who is without sin cast the first stone."
Suddenly, a stone sailed over the crowd and landed on the woman. Jesus stood on his tiptoes to see who had thrown it, and said in exasperation, "Mom, cut it out!"
Mary, she was one of a kind.
This joke's even better than the "Life of Brian" skit which requires a few hundred extras to get it right.
This thread probably won't last long, unless it becomes a disquisition on how ceilidh bands cracked veiled religious jokes in packed dance halls in De Valera's Ireland.
... The Priest says, "My path is the most righteous because I abstain from all forms of impure living and dedicate my life to the Lord's work." The Rabbi says...
Ben, Here I was thinking I would find some good session jokes, to get my mind off of religion and evolution and stuff, and find myself hoisted on my own petard. Someone must have some good musical jokes to post... Maybe if we are lucky, a few will be new!
Priest goes into Sully's hardware store. 'What's the best nails to build a shed?'
Sully smiles and points to a crucifix on the wall. Underneath it says, 'Sully's nails did the trick!'
The priest shakes his head. 'Your nails can't be very good, since the Lord came down from the cross; but I'll take some anyway.'
On the way home thinks he might have hurt Sully's feelings a little, and decides to go back to apologise. When Sully sees him, he beams and points to the cross. The figure of Christ has been prised off, and underneath it now says, 'With Sully's Nails -- This Wouldn't Have Happened!'
Priest told this one last Sunday -
It was Mike's first day driving a taxicab. He picked up a fare to go to the airport. Just outside the airport, the passenger reached forward and touched Mike's shoulder. Mike nearly lost control of the car before pulling up on to a sidewalk and stopping. After a few moments of quiet, Mike said to the passenger, "I'm sorry. This is my first day driving a taxi. For the last 35 years I drove a hearse."
Cheers, I'm going to work. If there's any more good jokes could one of you kind humourists make a copy? Maybe put it on the other thread. Just in case the guy upstairs has this one banished.
Bless you,
Ben
An atheist is out walking in the woods. He come across a bear, panics and turns and runs. With the bear in hot pursuit the atheist trips over a log and looks up to see the bear towering above him, ready to pounce.
"Oh God, please help me" cries the atheist.
Time freezes, the heavens part, trumpets sound and there stands The Alimighty in all his glory.
"You must be joking" says God, "all your life you have been a committed atheist and now the moment that your life is in mortal peril you ask me for help. That's just typical."
"So, too late to repent?", asks the atheist.
"'Fraid so", says God.
"Ok then, what about the bear, could you make him a Christian", asks the atheist.
"Hmmm, yes, I could do that", replies God and with that the heavens close and time starts up again.
I've just remembered this story which I am assured is true. The chap who told me it was from Dublin, and he had arranged to meet another friend in a hotel there. When this friend arrived he asked how the trip from England had been.
'No problem,' he says, 'I just got a taxi and they brought me right to the door. I couldn't believe it actually: the chap was so helpful, asking where I had been and where I was going. He wouldn't even accept any money. Said it was no trouble.'
My Irish friend says, 'Jaysus' (that's the religious bit) 'I'll have to use them meself. What's the name of the company?'
The Englishman rummages in his pocket. ' I wrote it down but you'll know them -- he had on a really smart uniform and everything...
Ah, here we are...
Garda Taxis.'
Irish tunes are characterised by their odd and sometimes unusual names.
Rumour has it that years ago somewhere in Ireland Joe an accordion player was on stage at a dance playing a lot of these old tunes and the dancers were circling round.
One of the lads dancing noticed that the accordion player had a tear in his trousers and he whispered to him as he passed.
”Joe do you know your trousers are torn”
Joe responded “I‘m not familiar with that one but if you whistle a few bars I’ll soon get the hang of it.”
carnanee, I heard a scots version of the same joke from Phil Cunningham during a concert, but the accordion players kilt had gotten tangled in the bellows, and the question was "Jock, do you know your willie is hanging out?" His build up to this old punchline was incredible, had us laughing the whole way along.
" and the question was "Jock, do you know your willie is hanging out?" His build up to this old punchline was incredible, had us laughing the whole way along."
Reminds me of an old one retold by Robin Williamson and applied to either Johnson or Boswell (it was related to me by someone else). To cut to the point, it was a converstaion between the man and a landlady of an establishment somewhere on his travels:
He sets aside one place especially.
Makes it perfect.
Lovely mountains.
Picturesque forests.
Rolling hils.
Green meadows.
Pristine lakes.
Beautiful shores and beaches.
Grand climate.
Perfect.
Just absolutely perfect.
He looks to his angels, and says,
"What do you think?"
Very old joke: Three men arguing about which of their professions is the oldest (no, not that one). The first guy is a surgeon, so he says: God created Eve from Adam's rib, and He therefore must have surgically removed it, so that must be the oldest profession. The second dude is an architect: "God built the universe out of chaos, and he must have drawn up a plan, so architecture must be the oldest. Then the last fellow says, I'm a politician: definitely the oldest profession - who do you think created the chaos in the first place!
God decides to go on holiday, and, fancying a trip to the solar system, asks his heavenly host for recommendations. What about Venus? Too hot, say the angels. What about Pluto? Too cold, say the angels. But then one of them suggests a trip to Earth. God says "I'm not going there again - I went there 2000 years ago and got some girl pregnant, and they've been going on about it ever since".
Fintan, the fiddler, had a long and comfortable life, but his time finally arrived to leave this planet. He's fairly confident that he led the kind of life that would get him into heaven, and so he isn't too surprised to find himself standing in front of the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter looks down at his list, and says "Ahh, Fintan, glad you could join us! It says here that you were an Irish fiddler... I think you'll like it here. We have the best session, and it has been going steadily for 12 years without a break!"
"Wow!", says Fintan. "Where do I find this session?"
St. Peter replies, "Just follow the bright light, my son, and you'll find it".
So Fintan makes his way toward the bright light. Pretty soon, he starts to hear some music, and finds himself in a large room. As his eyes adjust from the light, he starts getting excited. Why, there's Seamus Ennis! And over against the wall, he recognizes Michael Coleman and Ed Reavy having a conversation!
But soon, he realizes that the mood in the room is pretty low. He notices Bobby Casey sitting there, and approaches him. "Bobby, it's really great to see you again! This is the most amazing session *ever*! Why is everyone looking so glum?"
And Bobby replies, "Well... (sigh).... God's got a girlfriend..... (sigh)
An Irishman, a Scotsman and an Englishman wanted to get in to see the Olympics but didn't have a ticket between them. They are standing at the side of the stadium when a blond guy carrying a short pole walks up to the security guard and says, "Olaf - Sweden - javelin". "Ok" the guard says and he goes in.
The Irishman runs over to some construction and grabs a long wooden pole, walks up to the guard and goes "Murphy - Ireland - Pole Value". "Ok" the guard says and he goes in.
The Scotsman looks around and grabs a sewer cover, walks up to the guard and goes "McTavish - Scotland - Discus". "Ok" the guard says and he goes in.
The Englishman runs over to the construction site and grabs a roll of Barbed Wire. He walks up to the guard and says, "Johnson - England - Fencing".
Speaking of the Olympics...
Murphy says, 'You know what the fastest thing in all the universe is? It's thought, so it is.'
Mick says, 'Well how do you work that out? I bet I could think of something faster.'
Murphy says, 'Sure but you would have thought of it quicker than the thing itself.'
Mick has a drink of his Guinness while he ponders that then says, 'What about the blink of an eye? I just blinked there, before I even thought about it.'
Murphy, not to be outdone, says, 'How about light then? That's got to be faster.'
'What do you mean?'
'Well, if you flick a light switch, the light hits you before you have time to think or to blink an eye.'
'So it does,' says Mick, 'But... oh, wait a minute.' He puts his pint on the bar and hurries to the gents. When he comes back he declares, 'I know what the fastest thing is Murphy -- it's Guinness.'
Murphy looks at his pint then at Mick's. 'What do you mean, Guinness?'
'Well,' says Mick, 'when I went into the gents there it was all in darkness. I was going to put the light on, but before I could think or blink or flick the switch, I'd sh*t meself.'
A bunch of engineers were speculating what kind of an engineer God would be.
"Look at the human body, what a mechanism, look at the way the joints and tendons and all fit together and work so well, I think God is a mechanical engineer," said one.
"No, look at the nervous system, how it sends signals so quickly all around the body, God must be an electrical engineer," said another.
"You're both wrong," said the third engineer. "God is obviously a civil engineer."
The others responded with disbelief, but the engineer was insistent. "It's obvious. Look at your body. Who else but a civil engineer would put a waste disposal site next to a major recreational area?"
"It's all right for you lot! We've got to pay for it and they don't even feature competetive Morris."
A good thing, too. I do not want to rag on Morris, especially being a former myself, but:
It is the gambling element that goes with it that I cannot stand. When a sport becomes that lucrative, I can bear a bit of profiteering and competetiveness, but Morris has become terribly corrupt, truly the "pro wrestling" of trad money events.
Let us not forget the infamous Hankie Scandals, nor the Bell Bribe Incident.
We have GOT to clean up Competetive Morris, for our children's, and their children's sake.
"Let us not forget the infamous Hankie Scandals, nor the Bell Bribe Incident."
It's the performance enhancing drugs that is the most alarming. Some of those Cotswold guys have been known to wave their hankies right through the night.
The competeition got to be like the Olympics for women's track and field. Were all those women really women anymore, after taking steroids and testosterone as part of their training diet/regimen?
Me, I took one look at the Witchmen in those tainted final rounds for the Cup, and went right back to following professional field hockey, mate.
ITM jokes
ITM jokes
I had to give it that title so this wouldn't get dustbinned.
Anyone know of any Christian jokes (or tunes)?
# Posted on May 12th 2011 by Ben Steen
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So a priest, a rabbi, and a banjo player...
Anyone have a punch line?
# Posted on May 12th 2011 by DrSilverSpear
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We'll do it by teamwork.
...are arguing about whose path is the most righteous. And the priest says...
# Posted on May 12th 2011 by Jon Kiparsky
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I know you just read this yourselves, but I loved it ~
Posted on May 12th 2011 by AlBrown
Jesus found a crowd who was about to stone a woman for adultery. He stood in front of the woman, and lectured the crowd, ending with the statement, "Let the one who is without sin cast the first stone."
Suddenly, a stone sailed over the crowd and landed on the woman. Jesus stood on his tiptoes to see who had thrown it, and said in exasperation, "Mom, cut it out!"
Mary, she was one of a kind.
This joke's even better than the "Life of Brian" skit which requires a few hundred extras to get it right.
# Posted on May 12th 2011 by Ben Steen
Although not so funny if you're being pelted by the Virgin herself.
# Posted on May 12th 2011 by Ben Steen
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That was around in the Sixties.
That makes it Trad, I reckon.
Mind, it's not a bad one as they go...
This thread probably won't last long, unless it becomes a disquisition on how ceilidh bands cracked veiled religious jokes in packed dance halls in De Valera's Ireland.
# Posted on May 12th 2011 by nicholas
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... The Priest says, "My path is the most righteous because I abstain from all forms of impure living and dedicate my life to the Lord's work." The Rabbi says...
# Posted on May 12th 2011 by Jusa Nutter Eejit
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In a perfect (virtual) world the two separate threads would become one.
# Posted on May 12th 2011 by Ben Steen
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what do you call a man with no sense of humour?
llig.
# Posted on May 12th 2011 by I ♥ Dow
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That is sooo 2006, ⒹⒿⒻ
# Posted on May 12th 2011 by Ben Steen
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Ben, Here I was thinking I would find some good session jokes, to get my mind off of religion and evolution and stuff, and find myself hoisted on my own petard. Someone must have some good musical jokes to post... Maybe if we are lucky, a few will be new!
# Posted on May 12th 2011 by AlBrown
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"The Rabbi says... " My path is the most righteous because I give part of my salary to those in need. The banjo player says...
# Posted on May 12th 2011 by Weejie
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"What's a salary?"
# Posted on May 12th 2011 by AlBrown
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"What's a salary?"
Or:
"What does righteous mean?"
"Right yous all, listen to this one".
"My path is the most righteous because I get to play with Frankie Gavin".
# Posted on May 12th 2011 by Weejie
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And the rabbi says "Gavin? You mean the guy who used to be in De Danaan?"
# Posted on May 12th 2011 by Jon Kiparsky
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Blessed be the pipe players, for their instruments are "holey".
# Posted on May 12th 2011 by banshee misfortune
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"And the rabbi says "Gavin? You mean the guy who used to be in De Danaan?"
And it came to pass that the earth trembled and the rabbi was struck dumb.....
# Posted on May 12th 2011 by Weejie
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Priest goes into Sully's hardware store. 'What's the best nails to build a shed?'
Sully smiles and points to a crucifix on the wall. Underneath it says, 'Sully's nails did the trick!'
The priest shakes his head. 'Your nails can't be very good, since the Lord came down from the cross; but I'll take some anyway.'
On the way home thinks he might have hurt Sully's feelings a little, and decides to go back to apologise. When Sully sees him, he beams and points to the cross. The figure of Christ has been prised off, and underneath it now says, 'With Sully's Nails -- This Wouldn't Have Happened!'
# Posted on May 12th 2011 by gam
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Priest told this one last Sunday -
It was Mike's first day driving a taxicab. He picked up a fare to go to the airport. Just outside the airport, the passenger reached forward and touched Mike's shoulder. Mike nearly lost control of the car before pulling up on to a sidewalk and stopping. After a few moments of quiet, Mike said to the passenger, "I'm sorry. This is my first day driving a taxi. For the last 35 years I drove a hearse."
# Posted on May 12th 2011 by MorganYYZ
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Cheers, I'm going to work. If there's any more good jokes could one of you kind humourists make a copy? Maybe put it on the other thread. Just in case the guy upstairs has this one banished.
Bless you,
Ben
# Posted on May 12th 2011 by Ben Steen
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An atheist is out walking in the woods. He come across a bear, panics and turns and runs. With the bear in hot pursuit the atheist trips over a log and looks up to see the bear towering above him, ready to pounce.
"Oh God, please help me" cries the atheist.
Time freezes, the heavens part, trumpets sound and there stands The Alimighty in all his glory.
"You must be joking" says God, "all your life you have been a committed atheist and now the moment that your life is in mortal peril you ask me for help. That's just typical."
"So, too late to repent?", asks the atheist.
"'Fraid so", says God.
"Ok then, what about the bear, could you make him a Christian", asks the atheist.
"Hmmm, yes, I could do that", replies God and with that the heavens close and time starts up again.
The bear slowly unbares his fangs,
... pulls in his claws,
... bring his paws into a position of prayer
... and intones in a deep voice ...
...
...
"For what we are about to receive ..."
# Posted on May 12th 2011 by johndsamuels
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"The Alimighty"
I knew Islam and Christianity would get together one day...
# Posted on May 12th 2011 by Steve Shaw
Episode 2
"And it came to pass that the earth trembled and the rabbi was struck dumb....."
And the priest asked "why is it that the bodhrán player always comes in late?"
# Posted on May 12th 2011 by Weejie
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And the fiddle player saith to the bodhran player: "Get behind me, Satan!"
And the bodhran player riposteth: "Whaddya mean? I've been behind you for the whole bloody set!"
# Posted on May 12th 2011 by Steve Shaw
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the bodhran player continued: "...AND WHO ARE YOU TO CALL ME SATAN!"
*The fiddle player thrusted his Bow into the bodhran, and the bodhran tore to shreds*
"Be Gone!"
# Posted on May 12th 2011 by fiddlelearner
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I've just remembered this story which I am assured is true. The chap who told me it was from Dublin, and he had arranged to meet another friend in a hotel there. When this friend arrived he asked how the trip from England had been.
'No problem,' he says, 'I just got a taxi and they brought me right to the door. I couldn't believe it actually: the chap was so helpful, asking where I had been and where I was going. He wouldn't even accept any money. Said it was no trouble.'
My Irish friend says, 'Jaysus' (that's the religious bit) 'I'll have to use them meself. What's the name of the company?'
The Englishman rummages in his pocket. ' I wrote it down but you'll know them -- he had on a really smart uniform and everything...
Ah, here we are...
Garda Taxis.'
# Posted on May 12th 2011 by gam
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Irish tunes are characterised by their odd and sometimes unusual names.
Rumour has it that years ago somewhere in Ireland Joe an accordion player was on stage at a dance playing a lot of these old tunes and the dancers were circling round.
One of the lads dancing noticed that the accordion player had a tear in his trousers and he whispered to him as he passed.
”Joe do you know your trousers are torn”
Joe responded “I‘m not familiar with that one but if you whistle a few bars I’ll soon get the hang of it.”
# Posted on May 13th 2011 by carnanee
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carnanee, I heard a scots version of the same joke from Phil Cunningham during a concert, but the accordion players kilt had gotten tangled in the bellows, and the question was "Jock, do you know your willie is hanging out?" His build up to this old punchline was incredible, had us laughing the whole way along.
# Posted on May 13th 2011 by AlBrown
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" and the question was "Jock, do you know your willie is hanging out?" His build up to this old punchline was incredible, had us laughing the whole way along."
Reminds me of an old one retold by Robin Williamson and applied to either Johnson or Boswell (it was related to me by someone else). To cut to the point, it was a converstaion between the man and a landlady of an establishment somewhere on his travels:
"Dr Johnson, your thing is sticking out."
"Madam, you flatter yourself. It is hanging out."
# Posted on May 13th 2011 by Weejie
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# Posted on May 13th 2011 by Steve Shaw
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God is creating the Earth.
He sets aside one place especially.
Makes it perfect.
Lovely mountains.
Picturesque forests.
Rolling hils.
Green meadows.
Pristine lakes.
Beautiful shores and beaches.
Grand climate.
Perfect.
Just absolutely perfect.
He looks to his angels, and says,
"What do you think?"
They all shake their heads,
"I don't know, Lord."
The Lord says,
"Right - it's TOO perfect."
So he put the French there.
(Got that from a Welsh friend!)
Cheers, all.
# Posted on May 13th 2011 by Piece
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@ Piece
I guess then you could say that French people have ONE thing in common with a bodhrán
# Posted on May 13th 2011 by Mattias Holm
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Very old joke: Three men arguing about which of their professions is the oldest (no, not that one). The first guy is a surgeon, so he says: God created Eve from Adam's rib, and He therefore must have surgically removed it, so that must be the oldest profession. The second dude is an architect: "God built the universe out of chaos, and he must have drawn up a plan, so architecture must be the oldest. Then the last fellow says, I'm a politician: definitely the oldest profession - who do you think created the chaos in the first place!
# Posted on May 13th 2011 by RichardB
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This piece, in a roundabout way, for me, refers to the severe editing carried out at the session.org, ie stuff getting Jeremied:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBK1J6hZ_no&feature=related
# Posted on May 13th 2011 by Rudall the time
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God decides to go on holiday, and, fancying a trip to the solar system, asks his heavenly host for recommendations. What about Venus? Too hot, say the angels. What about Pluto? Too cold, say the angels. But then one of them suggests a trip to Earth. God says "I'm not going there again - I went there 2000 years ago and got some girl pregnant, and they've been going on about it ever since".
# Posted on May 13th 2011 by Mark Harmer
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"This piece, in a roundabout way, for me, refers to the severe editing carried out at the session.org, ie stuff getting Jeremied:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBK1J6hZ_no&feature=related";
Haha, very funny. Bit thick that bloke though. Instead of asking "Can you break your c u n t h?" he should have asked "Can you break your eejith?"
# Posted on May 13th 2011 by Steve Shaw
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Fintan, the fiddler, had a long and comfortable life, but his time finally arrived to leave this planet. He's fairly confident that he led the kind of life that would get him into heaven, and so he isn't too surprised to find himself standing in front of the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter looks down at his list, and says "Ahh, Fintan, glad you could join us! It says here that you were an Irish fiddler... I think you'll like it here. We have the best session, and it has been going steadily for 12 years without a break!"
"Wow!", says Fintan. "Where do I find this session?"
St. Peter replies, "Just follow the bright light, my son, and you'll find it".
So Fintan makes his way toward the bright light. Pretty soon, he starts to hear some music, and finds himself in a large room. As his eyes adjust from the light, he starts getting excited. Why, there's Seamus Ennis! And over against the wall, he recognizes Michael Coleman and Ed Reavy having a conversation!
But soon, he realizes that the mood in the room is pretty low. He notices Bobby Casey sitting there, and approaches him. "Bobby, it's really great to see you again! This is the most amazing session *ever*! Why is everyone looking so glum?"
And Bobby replies, "Well... (sigh).... God's got a girlfriend..... (sigh)
And she thinks she can sing...."
# Posted on May 13th 2011 by Reverend
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An Irishman, a Scotsman and an Englishman wanted to get in to see the Olympics but didn't have a ticket between them. They are standing at the side of the stadium when a blond guy carrying a short pole walks up to the security guard and says, "Olaf - Sweden - javelin". "Ok" the guard says and he goes in.
The Irishman runs over to some construction and grabs a long wooden pole, walks up to the guard and goes "Murphy - Ireland - Pole Value". "Ok" the guard says and he goes in.
The Scotsman looks around and grabs a sewer cover, walks up to the guard and goes "McTavish - Scotland - Discus". "Ok" the guard says and he goes in.
The Englishman runs over to the construction site and grabs a roll of Barbed Wire. He walks up to the guard and says, "Johnson - England - Fencing".
# Posted on May 13th 2011 by MorganYYZ
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I must say, I'm really looking forward to the very first Olympic pole-valuing event...
# Posted on May 13th 2011 by Steve Shaw
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It's all right for you lot! We've got to pay for it and they don't even feature competetive Morris.
# Posted on May 13th 2011 by Ebor_fiddler
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Speaking of the Olympics...
Murphy says, 'You know what the fastest thing in all the universe is? It's thought, so it is.'
Mick says, 'Well how do you work that out? I bet I could think of something faster.'
Murphy says, 'Sure but you would have thought of it quicker than the thing itself.'
Mick has a drink of his Guinness while he ponders that then says, 'What about the blink of an eye? I just blinked there, before I even thought about it.'
Murphy, not to be outdone, says, 'How about light then? That's got to be faster.'
'What do you mean?'
'Well, if you flick a light switch, the light hits you before you have time to think or to blink an eye.'
'So it does,' says Mick, 'But... oh, wait a minute.' He puts his pint on the bar and hurries to the gents. When he comes back he declares, 'I know what the fastest thing is Murphy -- it's Guinness.'
Murphy looks at his pint then at Mick's. 'What do you mean, Guinness?'
'Well,' says Mick, 'when I went into the gents there it was all in darkness. I was going to put the light on, but before I could think or blink or flick the switch, I'd sh*t meself.'
# Posted on May 13th 2011 by gam
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A bunch of engineers were speculating what kind of an engineer God would be.
"Look at the human body, what a mechanism, look at the way the joints and tendons and all fit together and work so well, I think God is a mechanical engineer," said one.
"No, look at the nervous system, how it sends signals so quickly all around the body, God must be an electrical engineer," said another.
"You're both wrong," said the third engineer. "God is obviously a civil engineer."
The others responded with disbelief, but the engineer was insistent. "It's obvious. Look at your body. Who else but a civil engineer would put a waste disposal site next to a major recreational area?"
# Posted on May 14th 2011 by AlBrown
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Thats very good Al!
# Posted on May 14th 2011 by banjoburger
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"It's all right for you lot! We've got to pay for it and they don't even feature competetive Morris."
A good thing, too. I do not want to rag on Morris, especially being a former myself, but:
It is the gambling element that goes with it that I cannot stand. When a sport becomes that lucrative, I can bear a bit of profiteering and competetiveness, but Morris has become terribly corrupt, truly the "pro wrestling" of trad money events.
Let us not forget the infamous Hankie Scandals, nor the Bell Bribe Incident.
We have GOT to clean up Competetive Morris, for our children's, and their children's sake.
Ah, there's my coffee.
Mmmn.
# Posted on May 14th 2011 by Piece
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"Let us not forget the infamous Hankie Scandals, nor the Bell Bribe Incident."
It's the performance enhancing drugs that is the most alarming. Some of those Cotswold guys have been known to wave their hankies right through the night.
# Posted on May 14th 2011 by Weejie
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Not only that, but the "gender" issue.
The competeition got to be like the Olympics for women's track and field. Were all those women really women anymore, after taking steroids and testosterone as part of their training diet/regimen?
Me, I took one look at the Witchmen in those tainted final rounds for the Cup, and went right back to following professional field hockey, mate.
Sad, really.
A great loss to sports in general.
Now, full contact tiddley winks -
right on!
# Posted on May 15th 2011 by Piece
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"We have GOT to clean up Competetive Morris, for our children's, and their children's sake"
You mean they have children?
# Posted on May 15th 2011 by gam
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The word 'after' seems to be missing from the sentence gam just quoted.
# Posted on May 15th 2011 by MacCruiskeen
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# Posted on May 15th 2011 by gam
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Yes Gam, they are called morris minors
# Posted on May 16th 2011 by mcknowall