I didn't believe that was a real tune name.
I should have known better.
After all, if you can have "Whack the Frog" than you can have Wallop the Cat....
The comments for "The Cheating Bastard" are hilarious. Made my night. Last year at around this time I should have written a tune called "The Douchebag Reel" rather than mope around Glasgow.
Wallop the Cat from Under the Table is definitely a real tune.
Valentine's day
Valentine's day
What tunes should one play to ones' love on Valentines' day ?
# Posted on February 14th 2011 by Guernsey Pete
Re: Valentine's day
The Reconciliation
The Old Bush
The Piper's Despair
Wallop the Cat from Under the Table
The Boy in the Gap (teehee)
# Posted on February 15th 2011 by DrSilverSpear
Re: Valentine's day
I buried my Wife and danced on her Grave
# Posted on February 15th 2011 by lucy farr
Re: Valentine's day
Probably the political prisoners are not to mentioned.
# Posted on February 15th 2011 by Ben Steen
Re: Valentine's day
Love, lie beside me
Fanny Power
The Clumsy Lover?
....
# Posted on February 15th 2011 by Tom.M
Re: Valentine's day
I won't be suggesting any tunes in case I might offend anybody.
# Posted on February 15th 2011 by john knoss
Re: Valentine's day
Sounds like I might have missed a good thread!
"Wallop the Cat from Under the Table"
Nope, don't understand that one at all.
# Posted on February 15th 2011 by ormepipes
Re: Valentine's day
http://www.thesession.org/tunes/display/683
# Posted on February 15th 2011 by Ben Steen
Re: Valentine's day
I didn't believe that was a real tune name.
I should have known better.
After all, if you can have "Whack the Frog" than you can have Wallop the Cat....
# Posted on February 15th 2011 by Guernsey Pete
Re: Valentine's day
I played Men of Harlech to my love today. I don't know what that says about my marriage.
# Posted on February 15th 2011 by Red Menace
Re: Valentine's day
The comments for "The Cheating Bastard" are hilarious. Made my night. Last year at around this time I should have written a tune called "The Douchebag Reel" rather than mope around Glasgow.

Wallop the Cat from Under the Table is definitely a real tune.
# Posted on February 15th 2011 by DrSilverSpear
Re: Valentine's day
ahem, it's "Bang Your Frog on the Sofa," not "whack."

# Posted on February 15th 2011 by Will Harmon
Re: Valentine's day
The Old Bush....I'll stop when I'm ahead....!
# Posted on February 15th 2011 by Free Reed
Re: Valentine's day
Tripping Up the Stairs, of course. And for the more devout among us, make sure it is preceeded by Haste to the Wedding.
# Posted on February 15th 2011 by AlBrown
Re: Valentine's day
My Darling Asleep
# Posted on February 15th 2011 by Ben Steen
Re: Valentine's day
Hopefully, Ben, that comes after Toss the Feathers, and not before!!!
# Posted on February 15th 2011 by AlBrown
Re: Valentine's day
Clearly, Joys of Wedlock
# Posted on February 15th 2011 by fiddlentina
Re: Valentine's day
I haven't found any tune that really effects VD.
# Posted on February 15th 2011 by horatio spens the blademan
Re: Valentine's day
How about Lucky in Love.
# Posted on February 15th 2011 by southsider
Re: Valentine's day
You can always try 'Cock up your Beaver' It's direct, if not romantic.
# Posted on February 15th 2011 by gam
Re: Valentine's day
"Suck my love pump"
# Posted on February 15th 2011 by No Cause For Alarm
Re: Valentine's day
So you've finally seen "This is Spinal Tap."
# Posted on February 15th 2011 by DrSilverSpear
Re: Valentine's day
No - it is a tune by Niall
# Posted on February 15th 2011 by No Cause For Alarm
Re: Valentine's day
http://www.thesession.org/tunes/display/4645
Contrary to the comments there though he did not name it.
# Posted on February 15th 2011 by No Cause For Alarm
Re: Valentine's day
Sorry, the original from "This is Spinal Tap" is "Lick my Love Pump."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzcBuHMsHSI
Niall probably got inspiration from this. Who wouldn't?
# Posted on February 15th 2011 by DrSilverSpear
Re: Valentine's day
I am aware of the original. As I said though it was not Niall that gave the tune its name.
# Posted on February 15th 2011 by No Cause For Alarm
Re: Valentine's day
Is that what he calls it now? I hope so because the thought of Niall saying "Suck my Love Pump" when asked, "What tune is that?" is pricelessly funny.
# Posted on February 15th 2011 by DrSilverSpear
Re: Valentine's day
That is the tune's name.
# Posted on February 15th 2011 by No Cause For Alarm
Re: Valentine's day
Excellent. I shall have to learn it and next time I find myself in a session with Niall, be like, "Do you have a name for that one?"
# Posted on February 15th 2011 by DrSilverSpear
Re: Valentine's day
An Phis Fliuch
# Posted on February 15th 2011 by Joe CSS
Re: Valentine's day
Joe you beat me to it! How bout the Reavy tune 'Love at the Endings,' too.
# Posted on February 15th 2011 by Why Bother?