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Christmas is coming...

Christmas is coming...

Right - this year I'm getting organised. I'm making my Christmas list early to try and avoid mutilple pairs of socks and CDs called '50 Classic Irish Songs for Panpipes and Hammond Organ' - I have an interest in Irish Music. What should my gift list include?

# Posted on November 13th 2003 by Yohan

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Yo Yohan

Two essential things:

1 - Pretty Lass who loves listening to Irish Music, and likes washing socks etc.

2 - Latest compilation CD - "Now Thats What I Call Irish Music 38"

Dave

# Posted on November 13th 2003 by showaddydadito

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You'll need at least a six pack of Guinness to lubricate the joints before playing. :-))

John

# Posted on November 13th 2003 by Johannes J

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A bottle of 10yr Bushmill's always fills the stocking nicely.

Deb.

# Posted on November 13th 2003 by Agnes Nutter

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Dear Santa,
A pretty lass with a bottle of 10 yrs Bushmills who always fills the stockings nicely, will do nicely.

# Posted on November 15th 2003 by geoffwright

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OK Santa, I'm not an unreasonable man.

If she brings 2 bottles, she doesn't have to be pretty.

# Posted on November 15th 2003 by showaddydadito

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But only after the two bottles?

# Posted on November 15th 2003 by Zina Lee

Poor Ewan. How about a gift certificate at Amazon? Then you can choose whatever you like.

# Posted on November 15th 2003 by Zina Lee

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Believe me Zina - after two bottles of whisky she doesn't even need to be there!

I once was at some sort of do at a the University of Bath many many years ago, in a room with some pillars which held up the roof, and Ray Kingdom was the DJ and I was dancing with his girlfriend (a big bouncy sort of a lass called Heather). I had had the better part of two bottles of scotch down my neck, and when this lass needed to go and 'powder her nose' she left me dancing with one of the pillars. When she came back I was still dancing with the pillar. I still remember that pillar, it was such a classy mover.

I don't think I have ever danced since then.

Dave

# Posted on November 15th 2003 by showaddydadito

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Dave, were any tattoos involved that time? Maybe some nice graffiti?

# Posted on November 15th 2003 by Yohan

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A bonny lad with a 10yr bottle of Bushmill's doesn't have to worry about filling the stocking....

Deb.

# Posted on November 17th 2003 by Agnes Nutter

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See, the girl doesn't need to be bonny, but the lad does. *grin*

# Posted on November 17th 2003 by Zina Lee

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A girl has got to be a bit discriminating.....

# Posted on November 17th 2003 by Agnes Nutter

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