What did the fiddler get on his IQ test?

What did the fiddler get on his IQ test?

Drool.

# Posted on July 1st 2008 by Raymond G

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Drool

# Posted on July 1st 2008 by Raymond G

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it wasn't any funnier the second time

# Posted on July 1st 2008 by llig leahcim

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Not droll, then!

# Posted on July 1st 2008 by Mark Harmer

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Or a d roll?

# Posted on July 1st 2008 by llig leahcim

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Really, who cares? Can he play? That's all that matters.

# Posted on July 1st 2008 by leoj

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Rosin.

# Posted on July 1st 2008 by Rook

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what's an IQ test?

# Posted on July 1st 2008 by Hup

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Drool

# Posted on July 1st 2008 by Sunnybear

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what's an

# Posted on July 1st 2008 by leoj

Proper joke (stolen off Popbitch)

What is the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist?
A rock guitarist plays three chords to thousands of people...

# Posted on July 1st 2008 by yhaalhouse

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I assume it is a closely guarded government secret - isn't that so with IQ test results?

# Posted on July 1st 2008 by nicholas

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f sharp?????

# Posted on July 1st 2008 by daire

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"What is the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist?
A rock guitarist plays three chords to thousands of people..."

go ahead...rub it in

# Posted on July 1st 2008 by Nate Ryan

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Oh my, we've simply got to do better than this.

# Posted on July 1st 2008 by SWFL Fiddler

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I always liked:

What does a fiddler use for birth control?

Their personalities.

# Posted on July 1st 2008 by SWFL Fiddler

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Nothing. He already knew he was intelligent, and was too wise to waste his time answering the questions.

# Posted on July 1st 2008 by mutatis mutandis

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And if he took one in similar circumstances to this clip, then probably puke by the look of him:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUnSUfw0WGc

# Posted on July 1st 2008 by mutatis mutandis

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Nate Ryan:
But ITM session guitarists play 3 chords to 3 people!!

# Posted on July 1st 2008 by yhaalhouse

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It depended on how he strung his fiddle.

You may not be able to play notes I and Q in normal tuning.

# Posted on July 1st 2008 by nicholas

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"I assume it is a closely guarded government secret"
Oh no it's not - or rather it was, but the non-encrypted CD got left on a seat on the Clapham omnibus by a Government Minister and was found by a journalist from the Sunday Sport ...

# Posted on July 1st 2008 by lazyhound

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please delete

# Posted on July 1st 2008 by Henk Bos

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At least, the fiddler stands a chance of getting "presented" for his/her IQ test.

The bodhranists and Strummers probably wouldn't get through the qualifier......

# Posted on July 1st 2008 by Johannes J

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Bass players and pianists probably wouldn't get through the qualifier either.

# Posted on July 1st 2008 by fauxcelt

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This joke seems to be one of the "top 15" -- I found the following canonical list of fiddle jokes (somewhere on the Internets). This one is #9.

There's nothing finer than telling an old joke that people have heard many times. The best jokes just get funnier and funnier.

-------------Begin Canonical List of FIddle Jokes--------------------

1. How can you tell the difference between old-time fiddle tunes?
By their names…

2. What is the definition of perfect pitch?
Throwing a fiddle into a toilet without hitting the seat.

3. What's the difference between a fiddle and a Chain Saw?
You can turn a chain saw off.

4. Why did the fiddler cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.

5. What's the difference between a fiddler playing in "D" and a locksmith?
A locksmith knows how to change keys, and can get paid for it !

6. What's the difference between a fiddle and a Trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

7. How can you tell the difference between a bunch of grapes and fiddling jam?
Jump up & down on one and you get wine, on the other you get whines

8. How many fiddle players does it take to eat an opossum?
Two, one to eat it & one to watch for cars.

9. What did the fiddler get on his I.Q.test? Drool.

10. What's the best thing to play on a fiddle?
A flame-thrower.

11. Why are fiddles better than guitars?
They burn longer.

12. What's the difference between a fiddle and a Harley Davidson Motorcycle?
You can tune a Harley.

13. What's the best thing to play on a guitar? Solitaire.

14. How can you tell if there's a banjo player at your door?
They can't find the key, the knocking speeds up, and they don't know when to come in.

15. Why are banjo jokes so darned simple?
So fiddlers can understand them

# Posted on July 1st 2008 by Eliot

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A fiddle burns longer than a guitar?

# Posted on July 1st 2008 by cStu

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Yup, sure does. its all in the density of the wood- you got any dense wood hanging around per chance? ;)

# Posted on July 1st 2008 by Newty

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Hey Beavis, he said...

# Posted on July 1st 2008 by SWFL Fiddler

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OK I'm a guitarist and I'll poke some fun at guitarists:

Question - How many guitar players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer - Five... One to hold the light bulb and four to drink beer until the room spins.

# Posted on July 2nd 2008 by Raymond G

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How many traditional singers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Five.
One to change it, the other four to sing in harmony ( see letters, passim ) about how good the old one was.

# Posted on July 2nd 2008 by Guernsey Pete