apparently...... I just came across this very wierd and random site and apparently that's the verdict! it has lots of numbers and stuff in the analysis so i'm sure it MUST be 100% true, right? have a look!
you can also try individual sessions! (might be a good indicator if you're thinking of trying a new one out).
e.g. Dylans, Lewisham (ex-session) = 18% evil, 82% good
Blythe Hill Tavern, Forest Hill = 35% evil, 65% good
spooky eh?
Also, homokaasu, the website name, has this description from wikipedia (try substituting 'homokassu' for 'sessions' in the following description):
Homokaasu is supposedly used on specific people by secret agents of the Roman Catholic Church to gain a subliminal control of the victims. The substance is usually leaked into rooms and areas in which the victim spends time – the home, workplace and psychiatric wards, for example. It also may be mixed in foodstuffs and beverages to the same effect.
Regular exposure supposedly makes social interaction difficult for the victim. Regular exposure also has various health-related effects on the victim, such as deterioration of eye-sight and hearing, diarrhoea and aches in various parts of the body. These symptoms supposedly disappear soon after the exposure has been discontinued.
You know these things, 'fiddle', the mere mention and there's those old tales of the devil roaming the countryside with his black fiddle. It's just so unfair... So for that, I think we need to reassign percentage points a little to compensate for that bias... Knocking say 20% off of the evil quotient, and a rough averaging ~
What a fab site. Interesting to put your / your friends' email texts into it. The bizarre thing is that just selecting different chunks of text from different emails, but written by the same person, seems to produce very consistent results for "goodness" vs "evality" (or whatever the adjective for the quality of evil is...
I also put the UK HRMC website in (customs / tax - evil things!!) and it came out at 85% evil.
http://www.vatican.va/ is 1% evil, 99% good,. www.michaelflatley.com is 61% evil, 39% good
My own humble website comes out at 74% evil, 26% good - cackles with fiendish delight. Hang on: http://www.blacksabbath.com is
1% evil, 99% good!
I haven't followed up the link underneath the certification of good/evil that says "Wasn't that fun? Now waste your time by Killing Everyone!" I think I'm going to back away quietly from this website. Perhaps I'll just check whether http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator/ itself is evil. What I got was: "Sorry, an error occurred: Recursive gematriculation messes with the fabric of the universe itself and cannot be allowed."
I got the result that both God and Satan were 50% good, 50% evil, that my nom de plume here was 99% good, but that my real name was 99% evil (my real name isn't Beelzebub, before you ask, which also came out 50:50 by the way, reasuringly in agreement with Satan). I think I'm going to stop this now.
I checked out all the text in the gematriculator website page, and it came out as 29% evil, 71% good. Not an entirely satisfactory outcome for that website, I'd have thought.
thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
apparently...... I just came across this very wierd and random site and apparently that's the verdict! it has lots of numbers and stuff in the analysis so i'm sure it MUST be 100% true, right? have a look!
http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator/
you can also try individual sessions! (might be a good indicator if you're thinking of trying a new one out).
e.g. Dylans, Lewisham (ex-session) = 18% evil, 82% good
Blythe Hill Tavern, Forest Hill = 35% evil, 65% good
spooky eh?
Also, homokaasu, the website name, has this description from wikipedia (try substituting 'homokassu' for 'sessions' in the following description):
Homokaasu is supposedly used on specific people by secret agents of the Roman Catholic Church to gain a subliminal control of the victims. The substance is usually leaked into rooms and areas in which the victim spends time – the home, workplace and psychiatric wards, for example. It also may be mixed in foodstuffs and beverages to the same effect.
Regular exposure supposedly makes social interaction difficult for the victim. Regular exposure also has various health-related effects on the victim, such as deterioration of eye-sight and hearing, diarrhoea and aches in various parts of the body. These symptoms supposedly disappear soon after the exposure has been discontinued.
interesting.......................
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by Daniel Gott
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
Well you know what 'they' say...
Being paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by john knoss
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
Gott in Himmel !
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by de Selby
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
& for comparison ~
Chiff & Fipple is 22% Evil & 78% Good...
Concertina.Net ~ 29% Evil & 71% Good...
So, we're not so bad off, eh?
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by ceolachan
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
I never have trusted concertina players, something about the glowing red pupils in the dark...
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by ceolachan
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
Obviously, without the whistle and concertina players we'd all be saints...
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by ceolachan
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
HOLD THE PRESS!!! ~ I've found our demons ~
Na Piobaire Uilleann ~ 83% Evil & 17% Good
The Uilleann Pipers are our Vipers of Satin...
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by ceolachan
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
Vipers of Satin ~ I love it... You guys really should change fabric preferences...
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by ceolachan
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
http://www.fiddlers.org/
42% evil 58% good
http://www.irishfiddle.com/today.html
66%evil 34% good
Mmm.....it's definitely the Uillean Piper skewing our evil content
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by TheCurvyFiddle
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
You know these things, 'fiddle', the mere mention and there's those old tales of the devil roaming the countryside with his black fiddle. It's just so unfair... So for that, I think we need to reassign percentage points a little to compensate for that bias... Knocking say 20% off of the evil quotient, and a rough averaging ~
Fiddlers ~
34% evil & 66% good, so roughly 2/3 rds good...
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by ceolachan
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
Comhaltas
Comhaltas ~ 54% evil / 46% good
http://comhaltas.ie/
More of the damned and the blessed ~ dancers
Irish Set Dancing ~ 55% evil / 44% good
http://www.setdancingnews.net/
An Coimisiún le Rincí Gaelacha
http://www.clrg.ie/english/home.php
28% evil / 72% good
Royal Scottish Country Dance Society
http://www.rscds.org/
6% evil / 94% good
Hmmmmm....
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by ceolachan
Thesession.org rapidly DETERIORATING
34% evil, 66% good was the check when i tried to reproduce your result!!!!
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by TMB
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
I think I'll start logging on to windup.com
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by Greg the Piano Tuner
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
Sure isn't ITM the Devil's Own music ?
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by Sean Lead Liath
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
hmm, couldnt find that site greg....
''Experts consider the mathematical patterns in the text of the Holy Bible as God's watermark of authenticity''
cut from the site; http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator/.... Experts in what i might ask....
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by jig
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
piano accordions 100% evil
piano accordions (in the hands of musicians) 200% evil
bodhorans (in the hands of the evil) 100%
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by geoffwright
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
HA!~ Great post, Daniel. I laughed out loud (substitue homokaasu for "sessions")
Oh by the way, check this out. REALLY spooky!
The Chieftains = 99% Evil, 1% good
YIKES!!!
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by MartySmith
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
What a fab site. Interesting to put your / your friends' email texts into it. The bizarre thing is that just selecting different chunks of text from different emails, but written by the same person, seems to produce very consistent results for "goodness" vs "evality" (or whatever the adjective for the quality of evil is...
I also put the UK HRMC website in (customs / tax - evil things!!) and it came out at 85% evil.
So there's obviously something in this!!
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by Mark Harmer
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
This thing is actually pretty accurate. Check this out:
"Michael Coleman" = 1% evil, 99% good
"Michael Coleman's fiddling" = 1% evil, 99% good
"Michael Coleman's fiddle" = 50% evil, 50% good (he wasn't exactly wealthy)
"Michael Coleman's piano player" = 79% evil, 21% good
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by Marklar
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
"88.2% of statistics are made up on the spot." - Vic Reeves
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by hakanozel
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
Fanny Power (pasting in the ABC): 20% evil. Probably an understatement!! But most other tunes come out as a very high % of good.
Thanks, Daniel, for such a great way of wasting my time on a Sunday. Great fun and much more interesting than tidying up the house.
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by Mark Harmer
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
http://www.vatican.va/ is 1% evil, 99% good,. www.michaelflatley.com is 61% evil, 39% good
My own humble website comes out at 74% evil, 26% good - cackles with fiendish delight. Hang on: http://www.blacksabbath.com is
1% evil, 99% good!
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by RichardB
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
I haven't followed up the link underneath the certification of good/evil that says "Wasn't that fun? Now waste your time by Killing Everyone!" I think I'm going to back away quietly from this website. Perhaps I'll just check whether http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator/ itself is evil. What I got was: "Sorry, an error occurred: Recursive gematriculation messes with the fabric of the universe itself and cannot be allowed."
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by RichardB
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
I got the result that both God and Satan were 50% good, 50% evil, that my nom de plume here was 99% good, but that my real name was 99% evil (my real name isn't Beelzebub, before you ask, which also came out 50:50 by the way, reasuringly in agreement with Satan). I think I'm going to stop this now.
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by de Selby
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
I also got the result that the text "100% evil, 0% good" came out as 50:50..... some mistake shurely? OK, that really it now...
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by de Selby
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
One very strange website!!!
But here's something for the bodhranistas ~
http://www.bodojo.com/
35% evil / 65% good
http://www.bodhranwisdom.co.uk/
2% evil / 98% good
http://www.bodhranii.org.uk/
16% evil / 84% good
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by ceolachan
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
That thing is too much fun!
http://www.michaelmoore.com is
59% evil, 41% good
ROTFLMAO!
http://www.tvguide.com is
55% evil, 45% good
Makes sense.
http://www.greenpeace.org is
43% evil, 57% good
HA! silly hippies.
http://www.heavymetal.com is
29% evil, 71% good
Pfft... pansies.
http://www.mandolincafe.com is
29% evil, 71% good
There's a reason I like that instrument
http://www.whitehouse.gov is
18% evil, 82% good
Tell this to the liberal left! LOL
http://www.thesession.org is
16% evil, 84% good
Nice job.
http://www.gotmilk.com is
10% evil, 90% good
Wholesome.
http://www.guinness.com is
8% evil, 92% good
!!!!!! Is Guinness next to Godliness???
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by Fishmonger
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
I checked out all the text in the gematriculator website page, and it came out as 29% evil, 71% good. Not an entirely satisfactory outcome for that website, I'd have thought.
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by lazyhound
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
Even worse is the gematriculator reading for the first 5 verses (in Latin) of the Gospel according to St John - 36% evil, 64% good. Oh dear!
I think I've got better things to do with my time.
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by lazyhound
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
Yes, but you just couldn't resist putting in your tuppence worth...
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by ceolachan
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
Here is a surprise, banjos are 1% evil and 99% good.
Take that all you banjo haters.
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by Fellenbaum
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
and how about this, sheet music is 1% evil 99% good, where as learning by ear is 33% evil and 67% good.
Ha, you are finished you anti-dot skumbags.
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by Fellenbaum
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
LOL
# Posted on May 4th 2008 by Fishmonger
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
What about the harp?
You know, I think it's the dark side that gives this music its edge...
# Posted on May 5th 2008 by ceolachan
Re: thesession.org - 19% evil, 81% good
At night I play my harp upside-down, within a pentacle of burning candles made out of the hollowed-out skulls of goats.
# Posted on May 5th 2008 by Mark Harmer
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...and chant: "I etah ynnaf rewop" three times.
Does it for me!
# Posted on May 5th 2008 by Mark Harmer