But you forgot the Plonkerometer: http://www.thesession.org/discussions/display/12278/
At an inflatable school a naughty inflatable boy is sent to the inflatable headmaster, after a long telling off from the inflatable headmaster the inflatable boy has had enough. He pulls out a pin and sticks it in the inflatable headmaster. He then runs out, just as he is leaving he thinks 'I hate school' and sticks the pin in his inflatable school. When he gets back to his inflatable house he runs up the inflatable stairs and straight into his inflatable bedroom. Thinking of what he has done the boy has had enough, he can't bear to face the consequences and proceeds to stick the pin in himself.
The next day the inflatable boy awakes in the inflatable hospital, lying in the next inflatable bed is the inflatable headmaster. And with a disappointed look on his face the headmaster turns and says 'Boy, not only have you let me down, you've let the school down and you've let yourself down'
@Mark Harmer
I have one of those, but the PratNav doesn't seem to work properly. It's always telling me I'm sitting right on top of one, even when I'm alone!
Hi Hotsauce - either you need to update the software or you're sitting near a reflective surface. It's not you - it sometimes gives spurious results, though. Certain loud instruments can upset it.
I have actually been in one of those pubs. (Cross my heart and note that it is long past midday here.) It was at a kite festival and actually being used as the beer tent. And more to the point, it did actually have an inflatable dartboard. Nice.
World's first inflatable pub
World's first inflatable pub
http://www.luxurylaunches.com/home_improvement/worlds_first_inflatable_pub.php
That'd look nice on the beach here in Florida. I wonder if they've available for rental. I don't have $9 grand handy.
# Posted on April 1st 2008 by SWFL Fiddler
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It's already gone midday here.
# Posted on April 1st 2008 by granama
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But just in case it hasn't gone midday, have you seen this great product? Suggested by people on this exalted discussion forum!
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# Posted on April 1st 2008 by Mark Harmer
Re: World's first inflatable pub
But you forgot the Plonkerometer:
http://www.thesession.org/discussions/display/12278/
At an inflatable school a naughty inflatable boy is sent to the inflatable headmaster, after a long telling off from the inflatable headmaster the inflatable boy has had enough. He pulls out a pin and sticks it in the inflatable headmaster. He then runs out, just as he is leaving he thinks 'I hate school' and sticks the pin in his inflatable school. When he gets back to his inflatable house he runs up the inflatable stairs and straight into his inflatable bedroom. Thinking of what he has done the boy has had enough, he can't bear to face the consequences and proceeds to stick the pin in himself.
The next day the inflatable boy awakes in the inflatable hospital, lying in the next inflatable bed is the inflatable headmaster. And with a disappointed look on his face the headmaster turns and says 'Boy, not only have you let me down, you've let the school down and you've let yourself down'
# Posted on April 1st 2008 by Key Maniac Lad
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Went to a session in an inflatable pub. Knocked the whole place down with one stray bow stroke. Poke! Hsss...
# Posted on April 1st 2008 by SWFL Fiddler
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Didn't see a dart board anywhere !
# Posted on April 1st 2008 by Pete Stephenson
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seems an awfull lot nicer to fall up against than my local.
Get drunk.. stagger towards the door.. trip over your own feet.. fall hard against the wall.. bounce back to the bar. Happy days.
# Posted on April 1st 2008 by session savage
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just think. You could float that pub out on the sea. If you got all dizzy and wobbly, you wouldn't know if you were p!ssed or seasick.
# Posted on April 1st 2008 by Key Maniac Lad
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http://www.thesession.org/discussions/display/5304/comments
# Posted on April 1st 2008 by Bren
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Gives a whole new meaning to the Reel -
''Upstairs In A Tent..
jim,,,
# Posted on April 1st 2008 by FIDDLE4
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As a side note, now we finally know to send all the inflated egos that show up to sessions.
# Posted on April 1st 2008 by SWFL Fiddler
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wonder what the acoustics are like...
# Posted on April 1st 2008 by Reverend
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heh, just noticed the last picture... "Fire Exit" ha!
# Posted on April 1st 2008 by Reverend
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No more broken mugs!
# Posted on April 1st 2008 by Whiddler
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@Mark Harmer
I have one of those, but the PratNav doesn't seem to work properly. It's always telling me I'm sitting right on top of one, even when I'm alone!
# Posted on April 1st 2008 by hotsauce
Re: World's first inflatable pub
Hi Hotsauce - either you need to update the software or you're sitting near a reflective surface. It's not you - it sometimes gives spurious results, though. Certain loud instruments can upset it.
# Posted on April 1st 2008 by Mark Harmer
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I have just seen a penguin fly past my window ,Honest!
# Posted on April 1st 2008 by bazouki dave and the real tooty flutey
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I have actually been in one of those pubs. (Cross my heart and note that it is long past midday here.) It was at a kite festival and actually being used as the beer tent. And more to the point, it did actually have an inflatable dartboard. Nice.
# Posted on April 1st 2008 by robharper
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No bazouki dave and the real tooty flutey - It was only a Magpie
jim,,
# Posted on April 1st 2008 by FIDDLE4
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The beers cheap though but; even allowing for inflation !
# Posted on April 1st 2008 by Pete Stephenson
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Hey thanks for that joke KML - just the right balance of stupid, wordy and funny. I've sent it on to my bored working mates.
# Posted on April 2nd 2008 by Mairtin Lom
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Novel idea, but not the place to "drown one's sorrows" -- you're sitting in a big life preserver.
Wonder if they have a dartboard?
# Posted on April 2nd 2008 by Rook
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No worries, but it's quite an old one, Mairtin.
It's a good joke to actually **tell** to people - which is how I first heard it.
# Posted on April 2nd 2008 by Key Maniac Lad