"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.
"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son fiddle lessons last winter."
"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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What do you say to a banjo player in a three-piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise?"
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How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
Give him some sheet music.
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What's the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?
The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.
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Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?
To get away from the noise.
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"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.
"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son fiddle lessons last winter."
"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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What do you say to a banjo player in a three-piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise?"
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How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
Give him some sheet music.
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What's the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?
The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.
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Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?
To get away from the noise.
# Posted on February 13th 2008 by Fishmonger
Re: More humor
This is great- This is going to my friends at larnes saturday session ,,and theres an irish piper i know , loves this sort
of stuff,,
Thanks-jim,,,
# Posted on February 13th 2008 by FIDDLE4
Re: More humor
jim--Lots more here:
http://www.thesession.org/discussions/display/13962
# Posted on February 13th 2008 by tuckered out
Re: More humor
Whats the definition of perfect pitch?
Throwing a banjo down a well without it touching the sides.
# Posted on February 13th 2008 by poldebrun
Re: More humor
Thanks for all these and mickray for the link above,,
Half of the musicians of East Antrim are rolling about laughing
and the other Half are going to kick my C**P in . lol.
jim,,,
# Posted on February 14th 2008 by FIDDLE4
Re: More humor
Q. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A. A flat minor
Q. Why are there no banjos in StarTrek?
A. Because, its in the future
# Posted on February 14th 2008 by Nopstavon