All this self righteous talk of why we play ITM is beginning to get to me and I must be honest, it was like a breath of fresh air, when someone did have the bottle, earlier, to admit that they regularly took home floozies on the back of their (I think it was a moped ) for fun & games!
So, come on, be honest, how many of you guys 'n gals only play ITM - to get laid?
N. B. This is only a census, so no rordid details please!
[ I promise, your replies will be treated with the strictest of confidence & no names will be attached to any future Press Releases! ] :-d
Define "floozy." I really like the sound of that word. Is it sort of like a modern wench? If you have a lot of fun and games with the spouse, is either of you a floozy, or can only single people be floozies?
Ah! Q. Now I know what your on about. I had an uncle who suffered from chronic Lambada & every time he had to bend over, he would cry out - Daaa da dum didli bibbity dum de dum ta ra!
Gino Lupari once admitted to a large bodhran workshop that he only took up bodhran playing to pick up girls. The absolutely stunning girl in the front row that he had been lusting at replied "So did I"
Cracked the whole room up it did, hope you all liked it.
Och Greg, do you really think Paul bothers to take a 'pianotuner' on tour with him?
Local R & R legend Henry McCullough tells of the days when he played in Wings, with McCartney, and some great Bass player bumped into him in the recording studios in London & started pestering him to try to get him an invite to join wings, until Henry had to point out that Paul was actually the Bass player in Wings!
The burning question of the day?
The burning question of the day?
All this self righteous talk of why we play ITM is beginning to get to me and I must be honest, it was like a breath of fresh air, when someone did have the bottle, earlier, to admit that they regularly took home floozies on the back of their (I think it was a moped
) for fun & games!
So, come on, be honest, how many of you guys 'n gals only play ITM - to get laid?
N. B. This is only a census, so no rordid details please!
[ I promise, your replies will be treated with the strictest of confidence & no names will be attached to any future Press Releases! ] :-d
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by Ptarmigan
Re: The burning question of the day?
Good Lord!
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by pitnekit
Re: The burning question of the day?
Chance would be a fine thing or does getting stuck between the drunk with no teeth and the one that just has to sing you flower of scotland count ?
J
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by jfother
Re: The burning question of the day?
Ehm, in here saying that you are playing, dancing or/and singing folk/trad is a perfect turnoff for any gender, any age.
Isn't it so at your place, Ptarm?
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by Janek
Re: The burning question of the day?
I gave up playing at sessions because it didn't work.
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by NeilBarr
Re: The burning question of the day?
Is "get laid" some sort of sexual reference?
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by showaddydadito
Re: The burning question of the day?
I Thought it Was Because I'am Only 29, And All The Time It The ITM They Are After........
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by celtic strings
Re: The burning question of the day?
To quote Billy Connolley ,one thing you never hear is "she's screwing the banjo player"
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by dafydd
Re: The burning question of the day?
Define "burning"
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by pitnekit
Re: The burning question of the day?
If it is burning you need to start using the ointment again.
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by Geoff Pollitt
Re: The burning question of the day?
Define "floozy." I really like the sound of that word. Is it sort of like a modern wench? If you have a lot of fun and games with the spouse, is either of you a floozy, or can only single people be floozies?
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by cathrynb
Re: The burning question of the day?
Hey Ottery, what about you Tooty Flutey chaps. If it was a real nude session you guys'd be dribblin' all over other folks private parts!
As for the virtual session - it'd just be plain embarrassing, watching the Jews Harp players sitting twanging away to themselves.
It'd be fun watching Q - SALSA to the music though.
N. B. dafydd, Billy's surname is spelt the same as James of the Easter Rising - i.e. Connolly.
pitnekit - "Define "burning" " Collins says - "adj 1 intense; passionate. 2 urgent; crucial: a burning problem"
Geoff, from your own experiences, which ointment would you recommend to be the most effective?
Phew. I'm exhausted, it's hard work, being annoying all day, I need a rest, & a Coffee.
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by Ptarmigan
Re: The burning question of the day?
You don't salsa to Irish music. What a *dumb* idea.
You do the Lambada!
Daaa da dum didli bibbity dum de dum ta ra!
(Everyone knows that).
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by Q
Re: The burning question of the day?
Sorry cathryn, you can't be a floozy if you've put all your eggs in one basket, so to speak.
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by Kerri Brown
Re: The burning question of the day?
Floozy:
'A gaudily dressed, usu. promiscuous woman, esp. a prostitute'
You don't have to be single, but it probably is less complicated.
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by Ottery
Re: The burning question of the day?
Ah! Q. Now I know what your on about. I had an uncle who suffered from chronic Lambada & every time he had to bend over, he would cry out - Daaa da dum didli bibbity dum de dum ta ra!
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by Ptarmigan
Re: The burning question of the day?
I have a burning question today!
I'm sorry to bother again? Is there some dark place were unpleasant discussions go?
It’s the SECOND time today that this happens?
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by pitnekit
Re: The burning question of the day?
You mean I can get laid?
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by Phantom Button
Re: The burning question of the day?
That’s not what I’ve meant to say!
I’ve posted some words in several discussions and they are gone somewhere else!
By the way I’m not saying that you can’t do whatever you want to do unless you promise to married her. ….lol
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by pitnekit
Re: The burning question of the day?
Typo.I meant to type Connolly
# Posted on October 6th 2005 by dafydd
Re: The burning question of the day?
I know - just funnin' dafydd
# Posted on October 7th 2005 by Ptarmigan
Re: The burning question of the day?
Gino Lupari once admitted to a large bodhran workshop that he only took up bodhran playing to pick up girls. The absolutely stunning girl in the front row that he had been lusting at replied "So did I"
Cracked the whole room up it did, hope you all liked it.
# Posted on October 7th 2005 by mcknowall
Re: The burning question of the day?
I have as much chance of getting laid from some woman at my session as I do of Paul McCartney inviting me to join his band for the next tour.
(And don't think I didn't spend lots of time hoping it would happen when I was 13...the tour, that is...)
# Posted on October 7th 2005 by Greg the Piano Tuner
Re: The burning question of the day?
Och Greg, do you really think Paul bothers to take a 'pianotuner' on tour with him?
Local R & R legend Henry McCullough tells of the days when he played in Wings, with McCartney, and some great Bass player bumped into him in the recording studios in London & started pestering him to try to get him an invite to join wings, until Henry had to point out that Paul was actually the Bass player in Wings!
# Posted on October 7th 2005 by Ptarmigan