Sean Connery

Sean Connery

I know! Let'sh do a thread entirely in a Shon Connery acshent - my favourite bandsh are Lunasha, Martin Hayesh & Denish Cahill and Dervish (oopsh - that lasht one washen't funny).

# Posted on November 26th 2004 by ian clark

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Hullo. I'm Shonn Connerry. Welcome to my webshite. My favourite line is "the name'sh Bond. Jamesh Bond.". I wash in filmsh, you know. Got an Oshcar.

...Jim talking here...remember the cuckoo-brained morning TV lady presenter who was late getting into the studio one morning...got handed the script in a hurry...then proceeded to announce to 5 million viewers, "my next guest, Mr Seen Canary...."

Jim

# Posted on November 26th 2004 by Worldfiddler

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I refush to take part in thish, it's jusht too shilly,

sheriously.

# Posted on November 26th 2004 by BegF

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Clark - would you pleashtop it with the threadsh. Trying to do shum work here.

# Posted on November 26th 2004 by Pawl

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Eggshatcly, your turning thish into a whishy washy webshite !!

# Posted on November 26th 2004 by BegF

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Sean plays Elvis:

We can't go on together...

with shushpishush minsh.

# Posted on November 26th 2004 by Pawl

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Ahhh... Mark Twain.. I've sheen him before!

# Posted on November 27th 2004 by natharious

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Aye Shean, a handshome mind man - he'sh a shite for shore eyesh.

# Posted on November 27th 2004 by Rudall the time

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That would be Miss Moneypenny, Mr Nesbitt.

# Posted on November 27th 2004 by Worldfiddler

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My office, 007...

M

# Posted on November 27th 2004 by Trevor Jennings

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Have I missed something?What on earth are you all on?!!!!!

# Posted on November 27th 2004 by meri-lawes

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I think I've been on this webshite too long. By the way, try thish tongue twishter:
She shells she shells on the she shore.

# Posted on November 27th 2004 by ian clark

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I'm alsho notishing that guitar playersh are drawn to thish thread - doesh that mean shomething shignificant?

# Posted on November 27th 2004 by ian clark

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This egg should be "shaken not stirred".

# Posted on November 27th 2004 by John J.

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Sheershucker

# Posted on November 27th 2004 by Just a person

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We kid have a dishcussion in a Rab Shee Nezhbat akshent, although it wid take shum inventive shpelling tae convey the showers o shpittle.

# Posted on November 27th 2004 by CreadurMawnOrganig

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I know that it was only scurrilous gossip by the tabloid press but wasn't Sir Sean an advocate of "wife" as opposed to "bodhran beating? That, I believe, was one of the reasons behind the delay in him receivng a Knighthood along with being an SNP supporter.

# Posted on November 27th 2004 by John J.

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Further to the above, it was never suggested that he indulged in such behaviour himself but he apparently commented that the "odd slap" was acceptable in certain circumstances.

# Posted on November 27th 2004 by John J.

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My name izsh shhhawn connery, I am from shcotland, And I wear a tartan dresh, Does that mean I am a transhvestite?

# Posted on November 27th 2004 by dean24

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I'll deal with you cheeky upstarts later. Be afraid.

Sean

# Posted on November 27th 2004 by Worldfiddler

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let me check my shedule.

# Posted on November 29th 2004 by clawhammerbanjo