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String Theory

I see from today's paper that the Italian prime minister has allegedly been involved with a lady called D'Addario. No wonder there were strings attached!

# Posted on July 25th 2009 by RichardB

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Everybody is always "pickin"on her.....No wonder she gets "wound" up all the time....

# Posted on July 25th 2009 by seaniemcg

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I'm sure it beats pulling his wire.

# Posted on July 25th 2009 by molaoch

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Let's just hope it's not a bridge too far...

# Posted on July 25th 2009 by Mark Harmer

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So is she light, medium, or heavy?

# Posted on July 25th 2009 by Will Harmon

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I heard the flick of a finger can really get her going.

# Posted on July 25th 2009 by nofrets

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He was just looking for ACTION. What a NUT. She invented the G STRING. He was just trying to UNWIND.Incorrect FINGERING. First or second POSITION??

# Posted on July 26th 2009 by Tony O'Rourke

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I don't think we should fret about this.

# Posted on July 26th 2009 by nofrets

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Dear gawd. You guys are HAMMER ON about this forever aren't ya?

# Posted on July 26th 2009 by Fishmonger

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Fishmonger, I've thought of an oppsite reply to your "hammer on" post but I'll resist the temptation to use it.

# Posted on July 26th 2009 by Tony O'Rourke

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Tut tut Tony, really.
I hear she is Bronzed and likes a bit of silk and steel.
Also, and I quote, she has a "a built-in barrier against the corrosion and wear that can quickly sap the life out of you....."
Poor guy was actually looking for the Elixir of life.

# Posted on July 26th 2009 by Donough

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The tension in this relationship was too low, even though he was thrumming on how he would send her in a high vibrato. No wonder she finally snapped.

# Posted on July 26th 2009 by Janek