I love to. Picking a sleeping moggy up by the paunch, evading its miaowling, furious attempts to scarify one's arms and lobbing it out of a window is one of the innocent pleasures of life.
Surely it would be better, for the bodhran that is, to try to fit a horse in it?
Though I'm amused that an innocent little thread like this could still go down that typical dreary old session.org route of polarisation. This time between cat people and dog people
Obviously, Silver Spear, one makes the bodhran big enough to fit the horse. Finn McCool et cetera would have done it, and probably did. Your imagination needs to be stretched!
llig, I take it O'Malley is being nurtured to provide your next set of fiddle-strings. Perhaps, in this guise, he will sing to us all one day on YouTube.
I like dogs just fine, it's just the house and obedience training I can do without. Maybe it's because it wasn't that long ago that I house broke two sons. Who needs that aggravation again?
Anyway, this thread was supposed to be a cheap bodhran joke! Very interesting that it became a cat people vs. dog people battle.
Round 1970 a Chinese takeaway in Durham was found with a cupboard full of Alsatians. (To be fair, it might have been a freezer.) I think this happened more than once. Didn't stop it being heavily patronised after hours, it was next to the leather-types' pub.
I think it is now a student house. I wonder whether they hear the keening of the murdered hounds in the wee small hours.
Speaking of "feline-goat off-spring", I have a question, "What do you get when you cross an owl with a goat?
A Hootenanny."
If you can't think of an appropriate response to that joke, perhaps we could ask, "Cat gut your tongue?"
Bodhran lolcat
Bodhran lolcat
Heh heh heh...
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# Posted on April 23rd 2009 by SWFL Fiddler
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So that's what they're for.
V. good.
# Posted on April 23rd 2009 by DaveL35
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purrrrrr fect
# Posted on April 23rd 2009 by bazouki dave
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I is in ur fiddle case...eatin ur stringz
# Posted on April 23rd 2009 by Mark Harmer
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lol y'all! i can haz leet speak in mah sesh.org!
# Posted on April 23rd 2009 by SWFL Fiddler
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Too much self-respect to have kittens in it, though.
Or is it trying to get pregnant just by sitting in it?
Or get some horrible disease from it and then draw Incapacity Benefit?
Cats are bright, and never do anything without a reason.
# Posted on April 23rd 2009 by nicholas
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Nobody likes to disturb a sleeping cat. Cat's know this.
# Posted on April 23rd 2009 by ...
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# Posted on April 23rd 2009 by piobagusfidil
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I love to. Picking a sleeping moggy up by the paunch, evading its miaowling, furious attempts to scarify one's arms and lobbing it out of a window is one of the innocent pleasures of life.
# Posted on April 24th 2009 by nicholas
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I'd love to see you try it with my ginger tom O'Malley. He'd feckin 'ave ye. No prisoners.
# Posted on April 24th 2009 by ...
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Disturbing thoughts nicholas. Are you thinking some feline-goat off-spring would occur?
Also, there must be some sort of fiddle/bodhran, cat gut/goat skin joke in here somewhere.
I hope my cats aren't reading this. Just kidding girls. I use synthetics.
# Posted on April 24th 2009 by SWFL Fiddler
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Cats are just oversized rodents. Dogs are the only true friends of mankind!
# Posted on April 24th 2009 by AlBrown
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Couldn't fit a horse in a bodhran.
# Posted on April 24th 2009 by DrSilverSpear
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Did I just write that? I shouldn't be allowed to post when I am sober.
# Posted on April 24th 2009 by DrSilverSpear
Re: Bodhran lolcat
Surely it would be better, for the bodhran that is, to try to fit a horse in it?
Though I'm amused that an innocent little thread like this could still go down that typical dreary old session.org route of polarisation. This time between cat people and dog people
# Posted on April 24th 2009 by ...
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I'm with nicholas and Al.
Out damned cat!
# Posted on April 24th 2009 by RockyRoader
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Pussies.
# Posted on April 24th 2009 by Sugarfoot Jack
Re: Bodhran lolcat
Obviously, Silver Spear, one makes the bodhran big enough to fit the horse. Finn McCool et cetera would have done it, and probably did. Your imagination needs to be stretched!
llig, I take it O'Malley is being nurtured to provide your next set of fiddle-strings. Perhaps, in this guise, he will sing to us all one day on YouTube.
# Posted on April 24th 2009 by nicholas
Re: Bodhran lolcat
I like dogs just fine, it's just the house and obedience training I can do without. Maybe it's because it wasn't that long ago that I house broke two sons. Who needs that aggravation again?
Anyway, this thread was supposed to be a cheap bodhran joke! Very interesting that it became a cat people vs. dog people battle.
# Posted on April 24th 2009 by SWFL Fiddler
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# Posted on April 25th 2009 by AlBrown
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Which makes a better curry?
Round 1970 a Chinese takeaway in Durham was found with a cupboard full of Alsatians. (To be fair, it might have been a freezer.) I think this happened more than once. Didn't stop it being heavily patronised after hours, it was next to the leather-types' pub.
I think it is now a student house. I wonder whether they hear the keening of the murdered hounds in the wee small hours.
# Posted on April 25th 2009 by nicholas
Re: Bodhran lolcat
Speaking of "feline-goat off-spring", I have a question, "What do you get when you cross an owl with a goat?
A Hootenanny."
If you can't think of an appropriate response to that joke, perhaps we could ask, "Cat gut your tongue?"
# Posted on April 28th 2009 by fauxcelt