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Liam received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and said 'feckin' alot. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude.
Liam tried hard to change the bird's attitude. He was constantly feeding him pints and playing accordion, he did anything he could think of. Nothing worked. When he yelled at the bird, the bird got worse. If he shook the bird, the bird got madder and ruder.
Finally in a moment of desperation, Liam put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking and screaming and then suddenly, there was quiet. Liam was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Liam's extended arm and said: "I'm sorry that I might have offended you with my language and actions, so I ask for your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior."
Liam was astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had changed him when the parrot continued: "May I ask what the chicken did?"
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Mrs. McNamara lived alone in Feakle, with a parrot as her only companion. One morning she left the cage open when she went down the street to buy some butter at the little grocery next door to Moloney's pub. While she was out, the parrot hopped over to the telephone and rang up Smyth's farm supply store. When Karl answered, the parrot told him that Mrs. McNamara wanted 300 bags of coal delivered. Karl replied that Mrs. McNamara always takes 3 bags of coal. The parrot said, Mrs. McNamara definitely wanted 300 bags to keep her warm for the whole year. Karl quickly complied, and before Mrs. McNamara could make it home, the coal was waiting at her door. Finding the phone off the hook and the parrot out of the cage, she quickly figured out what had happened. In a rage, she nailed the parrots wings to the wall and stormed out of the room. The parrot, staring across the room, saw a crucifix on the opposite wall, and said, "how many bags of coal did you order?"
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An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy's hair was yellow and green and orange and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes. The old man just stared at him. The boy said, "What's the matter, old man, haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?" The old man answered, "Well yes, actually, I have. I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son.
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- which reminds me of a limerick, suesinger ...
There was a young man from Nice,
Who b.......rd three ducks and four geese,
Five cats and six dogs -
Seven sheep and eight hogs -
Then his parrot called in the police ...
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I've had one of these for a few years now in C#/D
Although the bellows were a bit stiff at the start after giving her some stick over the years it has loosened up well. I got it direct from the maker in Italy thus saving me a few £s. I play in a pub in Kilburn some Monday mornings if anyone is interested let me know. no charge for entry but that is likely to change as I improve my technique.
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A burglar breaks into a flat in the North side of Dublin and as he is rummaging through the flat, looking for jewelry or money, he hears the flat-owner's pet parrot squawking in its cage. He turns around and the parrot squawks, "Jesus is watching you!" The burglar goes back to his business, ripping out the stereo and the computer, and the parrot squawks again, "Jesus is watching you!" Annoyed (and a feeling a little bit guilty as he was thinking of his mum's devoted attendance in church every sunday) the burglar shines his light on the bird, demanding, "Who the f*ck do you think you are?" The parrot says, "Moses." At this the burglar laughs, saying, "Who would call a parrot 'Moses!'" The parrot replies, "The same people who would call a Rottweiler 'Jesus.'""
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As we're still on the parrot jokes, here's my favourite:
A woman goes to see a priest for confession.
"Father, I've something terrible to confess!", she says to the priest.
"Tell me me about it", says the priest.
"Well," says the woman, "I've three female parrots, and they they all use terrible language."
"What do they say", inquires the priest.
They say: 'We're all prostitutes- would you like to have a good time!', answers the woman.
"That's terrible", says the priest. "But don't worry about it. At the priest's house I have three male parrots that I've taught to read the Bible and to say their prayers. Bring your parrots to the priest's house this evening, and we we can sort out this problem.
So the woman does as instructed, and takes her parrots to the priest's house that very evening. As soon as she takes the cover off her parrot's cage, one of the female parrots squawks out:
"We're all prostitutes- would you like to have a good time!"
Then one of the priest's parrots replies:
"You can throw those Bibles away, boys! - Our prayers have been answered!"
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# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by parrotaccordion
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I'll have 4 please
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by Brown Creeper
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Squawk! Who's a pretty accordion then?
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by Joe CSS
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Is that a Parrot accordion or a Pattort accordion? I heard that the Parrot model is hard to play as your thumb slips on the feathers...
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by camwebby
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Does it come with its own cage, or does that cost extra?
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by Pat Mustard
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In case of problem, Here is the link to our complaints dept
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO1T7b07I7E
Sincerely
Parrot Accordions
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by mellow_bellows
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I don't know how good these instruments are but I''ve heard you can catch psittacosis off them. It's not worth the risk.
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by Mike Floorstand
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Quite good for polyrhythms - a cracker, in fact
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by Mark Harmer
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Never get jiggy with another woman with a parrot accordion in the room as it'll get you in trouble with the wife.
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by bogman
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I wonder where you can "perch"ase one of these accordians?
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by Mark Harmer
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Apparently there's a flaw with these models they keep repeating the same notes over and over.
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by upmine3
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Norwegian Blue?
... or the real MacCaw?
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by Mix O'Lydian
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Cash sales only?
... or can you buy on higher perches?
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by Mix O'Lydian
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"you can catch psittacosis off them. It's not worth the risk."
No big deal,it's tweetable.
Apparently they do "Higher Perches".
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by J.D.Mc
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Oops Mix sorry about parroting you there.
Just got up, and still half asleep.8)
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by J.D.Mc
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For the serious "craic (er) Aye Polly?
May ye be dissatisfied; rest assure to be blastin' ye cannon through their porthole.
Yargh~
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by Lint - upon - Tweed
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I'm on a very tight budgie at the moment, so perhaps later...
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by pfft
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Apparently, these accordions are good for practising scales:
... "Pieces of eight, pieces of eight!"
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by Mix O'Lydian
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You can catch psittacosis of them, but on the other hand they can catch pistacchios off you, if you throw them nimbly.
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by Janek
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A friend of mine has been twittering on about these for ages and getting in a right flap.
Believe he paid using his egg card.
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by iain beag
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I have a feeling it's not the real deal, but a pirated version.
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by SWFL Fiddler
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There are alot of ads lately on the Board......
Someone selling chanters a couple of posts above this.
I hope we won't start seeing 'What's you credit score?' popups soon
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by zippydw
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Now zippy, everyone made a good parrot-related joke but you when they posted. Don't force us to make you walk the plank!
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by SWFL Fiddler
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That's a cracker!
Take my wife - she wanted to buy a Parrot, I said "Why not? You've had a cockatoo in your time"
I think I might be brought up before the beak for that one
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by Bren
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Forget Parrot accordians - buy a Canary accordian.
Very handy if you have a session down in a coal mine. Then when the accordianist keels over, the rest of you will know that its time to leave ...
Who says that accordianists don't have their uses?
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by Mix O'Lydian
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The first tune i'm going to play on it is Toss the Feathers.
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by upmine3
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I'll buy one, but since I don't normally play the accordion at the sesh, I'll just have to wing it...
I'll get my coat.
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by tomw
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**snort**
Wait. Do you have to keep changing the papers in their case?
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by Michele Sims
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Well how about that:
http://www.thesession.org/discussions/display/9313/comments
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by SWFL Fiddler
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Liam received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and said 'feckin' alot. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude.
Liam tried hard to change the bird's attitude. He was constantly feeding him pints and playing accordion, he did anything he could think of. Nothing worked. When he yelled at the bird, the bird got worse. If he shook the bird, the bird got madder and ruder.
Finally in a moment of desperation, Liam put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking and screaming and then suddenly, there was quiet. Liam was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Liam's extended arm and said: "I'm sorry that I might have offended you with my language and actions, so I ask for your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior."
Liam was astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had changed him when the parrot continued: "May I ask what the chicken did?"
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by zippydw
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Mrs. McNamara lived alone in Feakle, with a parrot as her only companion. One morning she left the cage open when she went down the street to buy some butter at the little grocery next door to Moloney's pub. While she was out, the parrot hopped over to the telephone and rang up Smyth's farm supply store. When Karl answered, the parrot told him that Mrs. McNamara wanted 300 bags of coal delivered. Karl replied that Mrs. McNamara always takes 3 bags of coal. The parrot said, Mrs. McNamara definitely wanted 300 bags to keep her warm for the whole year. Karl quickly complied, and before Mrs. McNamara could make it home, the coal was waiting at her door. Finding the phone off the hook and the parrot out of the cage, she quickly figured out what had happened. In a rage, she nailed the parrots wings to the wall and stormed out of the room. The parrot, staring across the room, saw a crucifix on the opposite wall, and said, "how many bags of coal did you order?"
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by GaryAMartin
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An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy's hair was yellow and green and orange and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes. The old man just stared at him. The boy said, "What's the matter, old man, haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?" The old man answered, "Well yes, actually, I have. I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son.
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by suesinger
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Best tunes for this instrument?
Rakish Polly
The Parrot On The Gate
The Earl's Perch
The Parakeetotaler's
Saddle The Cockatiel
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by Mike Floorstand
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- which reminds me of a limerick, suesinger ...
There was a young man from Nice,
Who b.......rd three ducks and four geese,
Five cats and six dogs -
Seven sheep and eight hogs -
Then his parrot called in the police ...
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by Mix O'Lydian
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What about: "The Parrot in the Morning", then Mark?
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by Mix O'Lydian
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[stands, applauds, cheers hilarious parrot jokes from zippy, Gary and sue]
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by SWFL Fiddler
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Nice doggerel too Mix!
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by SWFL Fiddler
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The Boys Of Norwegian Bluehill
Macawthur's Road
Mick Nestoridae's
# Posted on February 3rd 2009 by Mike Floorstand
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I've had one of these for a few years now in C#/D
Although the bellows were a bit stiff at the start after giving her some stick over the years it has loosened up well. I got it direct from the maker in Italy thus saving me a few £s. I play in a pub in Kilburn some Monday mornings if anyone is interested let me know. no charge for entry but that is likely to change as I improve my technique.
# Posted on February 4th 2009 by Pat Duff
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This lot is just giving me the bird, ha...
# Posted on February 4th 2009 by john knoss
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Out of respect for my parakeet, I simply refuse to have a big ugly parrot barking around the house.
# Posted on February 4th 2009 by gravelwalks
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Anyone bought one yet? If so, here are some more suitable tunes (all on the session db)
- Polly Put the Kettle On
- Polly the Lass
- Lovesick Polly
- Smiling Polly
I wonder what the Chinese manufacturer who initiated this "discussion" is making of these comments ...
Anyone bought any electronic hardware that was made in China, then struggled to follow the "English" instructions?
I reckon that we're getting our own back here!
# Posted on February 4th 2009 by Mix O'Lydian
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Mix - windup from the very start.....
(not me guv!)
# Posted on February 4th 2009 by suesinger
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suesinger - that possibility had also occurred to me.
But advert or windup - it matters not. We all had a lot of fun out of it, didn't we!
# Posted on February 4th 2009 by Mix O'Lydian
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A burglar breaks into a flat in the North side of Dublin and as he is rummaging through the flat, looking for jewelry or money, he hears the flat-owner's pet parrot squawking in its cage. He turns around and the parrot squawks, "Jesus is watching you!" The burglar goes back to his business, ripping out the stereo and the computer, and the parrot squawks again, "Jesus is watching you!" Annoyed (and a feeling a little bit guilty as he was thinking of his mum's devoted attendance in church every sunday) the burglar shines his light on the bird, demanding, "Who the f*ck do you think you are?" The parrot says, "Moses." At this the burglar laughs, saying, "Who would call a parrot 'Moses!'" The parrot replies, "The same people who would call a Rottweiler 'Jesus.'""
# Posted on February 4th 2009 by DrSilverSpear
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As we're still on the parrot jokes, here's my favourite:
A woman goes to see a priest for confession.
"Father, I've something terrible to confess!", she says to the priest.
"Tell me me about it", says the priest.
"Well," says the woman, "I've three female parrots, and they they all use terrible language."
"What do they say", inquires the priest.
They say: 'We're all prostitutes- would you like to have a good time!', answers the woman.
"That's terrible", says the priest. "But don't worry about it. At the priest's house I have three male parrots that I've taught to read the Bible and to say their prayers. Bring your parrots to the priest's house this evening, and we we can sort out this problem.
So the woman does as instructed, and takes her parrots to the priest's house that very evening. As soon as she takes the cover off her parrot's cage, one of the female parrots squawks out:
"We're all prostitutes- would you like to have a good time!"
Then one of the priest's parrots replies:
"You can throw those Bibles away, boys! - Our prayers have been answered!"
# Posted on February 4th 2009 by Mix O'Lydian
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Man rings doorbell.
Parrot inside squawks: "Who is it?"
Man: "It's the plumber, ma'am, come to mend the pipes. "
Parrot: "Who is it?"
Man (a little louder): "It's the plumber, ma'am - come to mend the pipes!"
Parrot: "Who is it?"
Man (shouting): "It's the plumber, ma'am. Come to mend the pipes!"
Parrot: "Who is it?"
Man (screaming): "IT'S THE PLUMBER, MA'AM, COME TO MEND THE PIPES!!!!!!"
Parrot: "Who is it?"
Man has a heart attack and collapses.
Woman of the house returns from shopping with her neighbour, sees man lying on doorstep.
Woman: "Good lord. Who is it?"
Parrot: "It's the plumber, ma'am, come to mend the pipes."
# Posted on February 4th 2009 by Jeeves Tones
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Cheep?
# Posted on February 5th 2009 by Ebor_fiddler