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some mysteries (to me)

some mysteries (to me)

before this thread gets deleted, maybe you know the answers to these questions:

1.) How is Jerry Holland doing?
2.) Did John McSherry get his pipes back?
3.) Did Siobhan Peoples find her Noel Burke bow?

I was going to ask about Brian Rooney too, but since people here have mentioned seeing him play recently he must be okay now. Thanks.

P.S. if someone wanted to start a Hollywood style news/gossip rag about ITM rockstars, I would never (officially) support it - but I would definitely read it while waiting to get my hair cut.

# Posted on December 5th 2008 by airport

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1) I believe Jerry's doing much better... rumor has it he was an instructor at the Ceilidh Trail School of Celtic Music this summer, and there is a "Jerry Holland Tribute Concert" next weekend at which he's playing...so it would seem to me that he's doing well.... just my assumptions, of course

As for your other inquires.... i have no idea :)

# Posted on December 5th 2008 by jsmith

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Forget them, how's airport doing? That's what I wanna know. ;-)

# Posted on December 5th 2008 by SWFL Fiddler

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Well, since you asked - much better thanks! I think the broken thumb helped my bowing in the end - I'm thinking about doing my pinky (just kidding - don't try any of that at home). How's the job situation?

# Posted on December 5th 2008 by airport

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and thanks for the update Jennamafer - he must be better if he's playing his own tribute!

# Posted on December 5th 2008 by airport

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A musician who is performing at his own tribute sounds like our patient who asked about the results of his autopsy. This man was mildly confused and had just returned from a biopsy.

# Posted on December 5th 2008 by fauxcelt

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airport said:
if someone wanted to start a Hollywood style news/gossip rag about ITM rockstars, I would never (officially) support it - but I would definitely read it while waiting to get my hair cut.

You mean something like "Franke Gavin: Love Child of Elvis Presley and Space Alien"? "Sharon Shannon Shoots Six in Session Shocker"?
Or maybe this is what you're thinking of?
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/burress-blames-leprechaun-for-injury/

A while back, some colleagues and I were brainstorming about the "ultimate" tabloid headline, and the winner was this one:

CELEBRITY TOT DEAD IN COCAINE SEX BRAWL

# Posted on December 5th 2008 by sts

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sts - add "with aliens" to the end of your headline and you've got it.

# Posted on December 5th 2008 by Jusa Nutter Eejit

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Yeah, I thought that it was a bit strange that he would be playing at his own tribute.... when I first read the headline, I immediately thought the worst, until I scrolled down and realized that he was going to be there! Perhaps a different name for the concert is in order......

# Posted on December 5th 2008 by jsmith

Jerry Holland

Tribute to Jerry Holland
Sunday December 14, 2008
7:30 pm
- at the Judique Community Centre.
. . . J. P. Cormier, Hilda Chiasson Cormier, Shelly Campbell, Marion Dewar, Buddy MacMaster, Andrea Beaton, Brenda Stubbert, Glenn Graham, Marc Boudreau, Dave MacIsasac and of course Jerry Holland.

http://www.celticmusicsite.com/performance/events.php

# Posted on December 5th 2008 by Ben Steen

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sts -- brilliant idea for a whole thread all it's own. Start it, please!

# Posted on December 5th 2008 by fidkid

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oh no - I like sensationalism as much as the next, but in this case it's just a little to close to reality. Take that Frankie Gavin space baby headline for example - is that true???

# Posted on December 6th 2008 by airport

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Well, airport, think about this: Has Frankie Gavin ever _denied_ being the love child of Elvis and a space alien?
There you have it! Iron-clad innuendo.

# Posted on December 6th 2008 by sts

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David Holt, the fine collector, entertainer, and old-timey musician, has suggested that you can sing tabloid headlines to the tune of Camptown Races; they are usually pithy and scan well;
eg; Killer Fish in Airport Loo;
Headless Man in Topless Bar,
etc.....
So; not too many words, and you have the ultimate tabloid headline.

# Posted on December 6th 2008 by Guernsey Pete

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I haven't heard anything but John wasn't playing the Williams set at the William Kennedy Festival this year. Had a gorgeous K&Q chanter.

# Posted on December 6th 2008 by DrSilverSpear

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Not sure about Frankie Gavin being an Elvis love child but how about:
"Liberace was my father" - Mairead's shock confession"

# Posted on December 6th 2008 by zepherin

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Pete, that is absolutely brilliant! Now I have something to amuse myself while I'm standing in the supermarket check-out line!
I'm particularly gratified at your citing the "Headless Body in Topless Bar" headline -- that one was done by our very own Boston Herald, and is still lovingly remembered as a fine example of tabloid journalism at its finest(?)
It doesn't fit the "Camptown Races" metre, unfortunately, but another US tabloid classic came from, I think, the New York Daily News: The day after the psychiatrist for John Hinckley -- who attempted to assassinate Ronald Reagan -- testified at his trial that Hinckley was too mentally ill to comprehend his actions, the newspaper's front page trumpeted:

HINCK SHRINK STINKS!

# Posted on December 6th 2008 by sts

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There was a headline in an Irish paper once that said (and I hope the columns line up well enough for this to make sense):
Towns Blow As
Bakery Jobs Go

# Posted on December 6th 2008 by GaryAMartin

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I heard Rooney playing and being interviewed on Clare FM
not too long ago. Nothing was said about his health scare.
He's a very diplomatic fellow - wouldn't name his favourite
fiddle players. I'd love to hear him play with M Hayes sometime
- they both have a slight jazz tinge to their rhythm - very tasty.

# Posted on December 6th 2008 by Hup

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Myself and a couple of other members of this site played along in a session with Rooney and the Carty bros earlier this year and Rooney seemed fine - his playing as ever was exquisite.

# Posted on December 6th 2008 by Rudall the time

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Thanks everyone - two out of three ain't bad :-)
I've found out from a west coast source that Jerry Holland is indeed doing well!

# Posted on December 6th 2008 by airport

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three out of four's not bad either....

# Posted on December 7th 2008 by airport

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I heard Jerry Holland play last night at the Masters of the Scottish Arts concert in Seattle. He was, as always, great. He looked very well although he was limping a bit. He was playing with Andrea Beaton and the two of them had just completed the fiddle instruction at the Winter School in Port Townsend. Thought you would like an update.

# Posted on February 7th 2009 by John Culhane

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Thanks John. Wish I'd known he'd be Seattle - I'd have made the trip up for that...

# Posted on February 8th 2009 by airport

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